Burlington Santa Claus ParadeDec 4th, 2005
Do you know what else this means for me?
No afternoon nap.
I can't leave my house for four hours while this loud obnoxious nightmare goes by my building.
In another hour, my street will be crammed with screaming children.
There will be stupid, ugly and gay floats going by with idiots throwing crap at people, that will inevitably litter my road for many months to come.
I can't go Christmas shopping, unless I leave now, but nothing is open for another hour.
I can't even cross my street to go to the store, without having to dodge hundreds of clowns.
Merry Christmas ok people? :P