Condom contest uniquely Canadian


Johnnny
#2
A unique condom thats Canadian? They have ribbed condoms why not make antler'd condoms.?

Strategically placed for greater sensation
 
Ludlow
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by Johnnny View Post

A unique condom thats Canadian? They have ribbed condoms why not make antler'd condoms.?

Strategically placed for greater sensation

There are no condoms to fit Rodney Dangerfield. He said he use to enter the three legged race by himself.
 
Curious Cdn
#4
How about maple flavoured?
 
Danbones
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

How about maple flavoured?

you thinkin girl guides or something?
 
55Mercury
#6
Canadian condoms

We spend more time testing them than we do making them.
lol

Always loved that slogan. Not sure what brand had it though.
 
Mokkajava
+1
#7  Top Rated Post
I'd go with the slogan:

"A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe"

Or

There’s no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation
 
Johnnny
#8
^--- there you go, canoe shaped condoms to park in the canoe shed!!!
 
Murphy
#9
 
Hoof Hearted
+1
#10
The contest criteria is to design a unique wrapper that the condom comes in.

I'd tip my hat to our great male and female Curlers, and write "Hurry hard!!" on the outer package!

Uniquely Canadian,eh?

 
Curious Cdn
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted View Post

The contest criteria is to design a unique wrapper that the condom comes in.

I'd tip my hat to our great male and female Curlers, and write "Hurry hard!!" on the outer package!

Uniquely Canadian,eh?

Every package says :"Extra Large" on it, of course.
 

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