Get you some of that good potato bread. Maybe toast it a little. Get a nice beefsteak tomatoe and cut a couple slices. Fry up some Spam slices and spread some mustard on the bread. Put on the spam, tomatoe slices and start eatin. Spam sammich.. Nothin better.
although at the moment, I am using some Dak for my sandwiches this week:
not quite as tasty as Spam and a touch fattier - but it'll do for now ...
Maybe, they should use cheaper cuts of meat ... Gopher ...
Mebbe it's their profit margin - they should use bigger cans (such as 24 oz rather than 12 oz) so that production costs would be significantly reduced without hurting profits.
I thought gophers were vegetarians.