Curling Chat

Curling Chat

Cannuck

#1 Feb 10th, 2017

Curling is a great game. I'm hammered.

Mokkajava

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 10th, 2017

Hurry Hard should be your new phrase... you know... to replace sniffy sniff

Cannuck

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Made it to the A final. Got 3 hours of beer and tequila shots before the final. Let's separate the men from the boys.

Curious Cdn

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

Made it to the A final. Got 3 hours of beer and tequila shots before the final. Let's separate the men from the boys.

That's the sport!

Kreskin

#5 Top Rated Post

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Danger of curling and beer is losing control of your slider foot and splitting your head on the ice.

Curious Cdn

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by kreskin

danger of curling and beer is losing control of your slider foot and splitting your head on the ice.

Hurry hard head!!

Cannuck

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin

Danger of curling and beer is losing control of your slider foot and splitting your head on the ice.

I played hockey at a high level. No fear!!!

Curious Cdn

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

I played hockey at a high level. No fear!!!

Ahhh, all those shots to the head ...

Now I get it!

Johnnny

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Put in two years when i was a kid. 1st year lead, 2nd year vice.... Not a fan personally...

Cannuck

#10

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Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn

Ahhh, all those shots to the head ...

Now I get it!

Nope, I was a defensemen. I laid out the punishment. The defining moment of my career was knocking out Brett Hull. I think even his teammates were secretly cheering. What an a$$hole he was.

Anyways...I'm pretty drunk. Gotta buy the other team some tequila

Curious Cdn

#11

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Were you a Canuck, Cannuck?

Cannuck

#12

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Johnnny

Put in two years when i was a kid. 1st year lead, 2nd year vice.... Not a fan personally...

Curling is about the booze. I can't see it being entertaining as a kid

Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn

Were you a Canuck, Cannuck?

Nope. Never made it. Hands of stone

Curious Cdn

#13

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

Curling is about the booze. I can't see it being entertaining as a kid

Nope. Never made it. Hands of stone

I was one of those tall geeks that little defensemen like you make to go a55 over teakettle.

I didn't go far.

Hoof Hearted

#14

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Feb 11th, 2017

I thought Curling was invented so washed-up fat guys can drink and get away from their wives for a few hours a day.

Cannuck

#15

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Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn

I was one of those tall geeks that little defensemen like you make to go a55 over teakettle.

I didn't go far.

I might have made it in today's game because I was always the fastest guy on the ice. Back in the late 70"s the were looking for size

Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

I thought Curling was invented so washed-up fat guys can drink and get away from their wives for a few hours a day.

Possibly but 3/4 of the guys here are under 30. Now it's dominated by farmers

Curious Cdn

#16

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Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

I might have made it in today's game because I was always the fastest guy on the ice. Back in the late 70"s the were looking for size

Possibly but 3/4 of the guys here are under 30

The Pocket Rocket .. now, he was fast!

Johnnny

#17

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

Curling is about the booze. I can't see it being entertaining as a kid

True, my co workers and brothers still curl and they all talk about the good times. I should give it a second shot...

Cannuck

#18

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Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn

The Pocket Rocket .. now, he was fast!

Before my time. The old man was a minor official for the Jets in the WHA days so I wasn't an NHL fan til 79. The WHA was better hockey

Curious Cdn

#19

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Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

Before my time. The old man was a minor official for the Jets in the WHA days so I wasn't an NHL fan til 79. The WHA was better hockey

It sure changed everything.

Cannuck

#20

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn

It sure changed everything.

Google "Jets legacy of greatness" there's a great video on how the Jets changed hockey. I feel sorry for people that didn't get to see the HOT line. They were magical compared to what was being played elsewhere

Hoof Hearted

#21

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

I probably shouldn't knock Curling. Never tried the game. But my 80 year old Pop still plays...he's a Skip to boot! His team is 10-2 so far this year.

I played competitive hockey my whole life. Now golf, songwriting and chess are my hobbies.

Curious Cdn

#22

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

I probably shouldn't knock Curling. Never tried the game. But my 80 year old Pop still plays...he's a Skip to boot! His team is 10-2 so far this year.

I played competitive hockey my whole life. Now golf, songwriting and chess are my hobbies.

... songwriting .. now that's interesting.

Cannuck

#23

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

I probably shouldn't knock Curling. Never tried the game. But my 80 year old Pop still plays...he's a Skip to boot! His team is 10-2 so far this year.

I played competitive hockey my whole life. Now golf, songwriting and chess are my hobbies.

Like I said, it's all about the booze. I'm still an hour from the final and I'm getting pretty shytefaced

Johnnny

#24

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

Now golf, songwriting and chess are my hobbies.

Have you tried "Go" yet?

Curious Cdn

#25

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

Like I said, it's all about the booze. I'm still an hour from the final and I'm getting pretty shytefaced

Go get 'em, killer!

Kreskin

#26

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Feb 11th, 2017

Drinking is why you hear everyone yelling on a curling sheet.

Hoof Hearted

#27

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Feb 11th, 2017

Cannuck...

Post a pic of your team after the match!

Cannuck

#28

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Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin

Drinking is why you hear everyone yelling on a curling sheet.

That's the only thing I don't like about curling. The skip tells me to sweep and I'm doing it as best I can and he's screaming at me to do it harder. I think he should do it himself if he doesn't think I'm doing it right

Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted

Cannuck...

Post a pic of your team after the match!

If I remember.

Curious Cdn

#29

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

That's the only thing I don't like about curling. The skip tells me to sweep and I'm doing it as best I can and he's screaming at me to do it harder. I think he should do it himself if he doesn't think I'm doing it right

Funny.

Sex is like that, sometimes.

Ludlow

#30

Re: Curling Chat

Feb 11th, 2017

Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck

Like I said, it's all about the booze. I'm still an hour from the final and I'm getting pretty shytefaced

Fukkin sot.

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