Canada's Identity Crisis


petros
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#31
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

That's where 3/5s of the Canadian population live.
Wait 'til you tough guys become the 51st State of the US. Your yotal population will be 3/100ths of that of the United States and boy will you ever have political clout, then. Right now, the Americans are swimming in oil too and that part won't impress them, either.

You keep forgetting we only rent Canada from FNs. Treaties are merely leases.

We don't have Property Rights.
 
MHz
#32
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I live in a riding that switches back and forth. It swung Liberal last election after being Tory for a few. We have Tory Ridings directly to the North and West of us in the Halton region but Peel, Mississauga to the East have those high immigrant populations that tend to vote Liberal ... for some inexplicable reason.

Pork barrel, whoever takes the biggest bribes gets in.
 
Curious Cdn
#33
Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Mom gave you a bigger allowance?

Ford is well known to some of us. I used to purchase product from his company, but no more! He's not on our list of "ethical suppliers" and he charges too much for too little.

One of the principals in our company was a high school classmate with Doug, the neighbourhood drug dealer. The amazing thing about Doug is that he isn't in jail ... yet.

The Provincial Tories could have done so much better here but instead, Doug hijacked their convention and now they'll be backbenchers for another fifteen years after their mandate ends.

Disaster Doug. Doug the Thug.
 
petros
#34
You bought hash from the cul-de-sac?
 
Curious Cdn
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#35
Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

You bought hash from the cul-de-sac?

I don't come from either Etobicoke or Ontario.
 
petros
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#36
I know. Regina.

Were you smoking the KGB "Montreal" black hash or the CIA "gold seal" red back in the day?
 
Curious Cdn
#37
Let's see now ... Moroccan, Kashmiri and Afghan ...
 
spilledthebeer
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#38
Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

You keep forgetting we only rent Canada from FNs. Treaties are merely leases.

We don't have Property Rights.




OH THAT IS A BIG BAG of fresh ripe, steaming, straight
from the back of the BULL...............................


BEST QUALITY Organic Fertilizer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


WE OWN the place now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LOCK STOCK AND WELFARE PAYMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The idea of "rent" is one that LIE-berals are encouraging.................................


and it MUST END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anthropologists believe that the ENTIRE native population of North America............................


was about one million people in 1492!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!


And the native population of Canada alone is nearly double that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Add in natives in USA and the population really mushrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Natives NOW NEED white technology to get enough to eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The old hunter/gatherer does not have the room to operate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It is the ANCIENT PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The population grows faster than the food supply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The native population of Canada fought over hunting grounds BEFORE Whites came along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In the century BEFORE Champlain showed up in Quebec.............


the Mohawks and Cherokees fought so ferociously that the Cherokees MOVED SOUTH...................


to get some peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mohawks then turned on Hurons and Algonquins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In the 1880`s after the Battle at the Greasy Grass....................................


known also as The Little Big Horn...........................


the Sioux moved up to Canada for some rest from Yankee military pursuit.............................


and to perform religious rituals related to having killed in battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And the Sioux were quite prepared to do their level best...........................


to WIPE OUT any Cdn tribes that failed to surrender their hunting grounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The idea that native life would be better without white people..................................


IS A BAD JOKE that not even a CHILD would honestly support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
mrjoshua
#39
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

I'll never understand why any part of Canada would think it'd be a good idea to join the US.

Not if they take you by force. But of course, when that day comes, you'll just cower.
 
Serryah
#40
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

Not if they take you by force. But of course, when that day comes, you'll just cower.


Blah, blah... you've no idea what I would do.
 
mrjoshua
#41
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

Blah, blah... you've no idea what I would do.

HA HA HA HA! What makes you think they are not going to do it? ****nadian!

Oh and this time, you won't be able to touch them! This time, they are not only going to burn down your capital but every single city you have! My only hope is that you get to see your family burn and you hear their agonizing screams!

Yeah blah blah blah indeed because you are out of words!
 
Serryah
#42
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

HA HA HA HA! What makes you think they are not going to do it? ****nadian!

Oh and this time, you won't be able to touch them! This time, they are not only going to burn down your capital but every single city you have! My only hope is that you get to see your family burn and you hear their agonizing screams!

Yeah blah blah blah indeed because you are out of words!


You're right.


There are no more words for you because you're too effin' thick for any to seep into the miniscule space where your brain resides.
 
mrjoshua
#43
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

You're right.

Is it true that dogs don't see colors? Seeing as you are no more than a loyal(?) dog, perhaps you can answer me this?

Did your ex treat you like one, dog? Did she put a leash on you? Told you to get down on all fours? Made you bark? Fed you using a dog bowl with dog food?
 
Serryah
#44
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

Is it true that dogs don't see colors? Seeing as you are no more than a loyal(?) dog, perhaps you can answer me this?

Did your ex treat you like one, dog? Did she put a leash on you? Told you to get down on all fours? Made you bark? Fed you using a dog bowl with dog food?


Woof.
 
mrjoshua
#45
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

Woof.

You know what dog, I'm getting tired pretending here and believe me, I've had a lot of good laughs pretending.

I have something to confess, dog... I'm not from ****ing penal colony land nor do I live in a shithole. I tried my best here but I couldn't even keep up this pretense by adding in the 'u'.

All of this... it was to test your loyalty! Nah because regardless of whether your are loyal or not, we own you! And all of this was to test just how much of a coward you miserable little ****nadians are.

Of course you are not going to do anything to us! What are you insane!? We'll nuke you and then we will stick our flag on your smoldering remains! Nor will you leave us because you can't because you need us and want what we sell. **** you in saying that you are boycotting our shit because of Trump you hypocritical **** of subhumans. Way to go using Windows!

You ****nadians, you are not free and nor will you ever be! You exist only to do our bidding and you have no choice but to do it or we will ruin you! And if you attempt to shift away from us, we will ****ing kill you all! If we start to fall apart, we will ****ing kill you all! You bet your ass, I will be the first one to sign up and kill me some canucks! I just hope that I get assigned to New Brunswick when that happens! And I hope to God that we meet face to face because I really want to peel the skin off your face! ****!
 
Serryah
#46
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

You know what dog, I'm getting tired pretending here and believe me, I've had a lot of good laughs pretending.

I have something to confess, dog... I'm not from ****ing penal colony land nor do I live in a shithole. I tried my best here but I couldn't even keep up this pretense by adding in the 'u'.

All of this... it was to test your loyalty! Nah because regardless of whether your are loyal or not, we own you! And all of this was to test just how much of a coward you miserable little ****nadians are.

Of course you are not going to do anything to us! What are you insane!? We'll nuke you and then we will stick our flag on your smoldering remains! Nor will you leave us because you can't because you need us and want what we sell. **** you in saying that you are boycotting our shit because of Trump you hypocritical **** of subhumans. Way to go using Windows!

You ****nadians, you are not free and nor will you ever be! You exist only to do our bidding and you have no choice but to do it or we will ruin you! And if you attempt to shift away from us, we will ****ing kill you all! If we start to fall apart, we will ****ing kill you all! You bet your ass, I will be the first one to sign up and kill me some canucks! I just hope that I get assigned to New Brunswick when that happens! And I hope to God that we meet face to face because I really want to peel the skin off your face! ****!




Gotta admit, this is the best post of yours yet.
 
mrjoshua
#47
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

Gotta admit, this is the best post of yours yet.

All you can give me are your one sentence responses because you have none!

Oh and there is no denying it: we own you! Why don't you dance for me dog?
 
Serryah
#48
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

All you can give me are your one sentence responses because you have none!

Oh and there is no denying it: we own you! Why don't you dance for me dog?


You're right, I don't, because what you say is so outrageous it's outstanding on its own.
 
mrjoshua
#49
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

what you say is so outrageous

No, it's not! Your piece of shit country wouldn't be as wealthy if it ain't for us! You do what we want you to do!? If we say you attack this country or that country, you do it DOGS! If we say you kill this person or that person, you do it DOGS! If we say you don't have any dealings with this country or that country, you do it DOGS! If we tell Trudeau to jump, his only response should be: "from what floor, sir?"... otherwise, we will choke the life out of you!

That's a fact you cannot deny!
 
Serryah
#50
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

no, it's not! Your piece of shit country wouldn't be as wealthy if it ain't for us! You do what we want you to do!? If we say you attack this country or that country, you do it dogs! If we say you kill this person or that person, you do it dogs! If we say you don't have any dealings with this country or that country, you do it dogs! If we tell trudeau to jump, his only response should be: "from what floor, sir?"... Otherwise, we will choke the life out of you!

That's a fact you cannot deny!


lol
 
Serryah
#51
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

No, it's not! Your piece of shit country wouldn't be as wealthy if it ain't for us! You do what we want you to do!? If we say you attack this country or that country, you do it DOGS! If we say you kill this person or that person, you do it DOGS! If we say you don't have any dealings with this country or that country, you do it DOGS! If we tell Trudeau to jump, his only response should be: "from what floor, sir?"... otherwise, we will choke the life out of you!

That's a fact you cannot deny!


You do realize the more you say the funnier this gets, right?
 
mrjoshua
#52
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

:d lol

Are you hideous? Why don't you pay back the energy I'm spending by showing me your breasts? I'm pretty sure you've been raped numerous times before so does it really matter?
 
mrjoshua
#53
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

You do realize the more you say the funnier this gets, right?

Probably why you got beat up by your ex, you didn't listen! And you deserved it and more.

Oh what's the matter you ugly ****? Crying right now? Am I bringing back old memories? PTSD? Feel like you want to find me and punch me in the nose? Come down south and I'll break all your bones.
 
Serryah
#54
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

Probably why you got beat up by your ex, you didn't listen! And you deserved it and more.

Oh what's the matter you ugly ****? Crying right now? Am I bringing back old memories? PTSD? Feel like you want to find me and punch me in the nose? Come down south and I'll break all your bones.


LMAO


You are just freakin' hilarious!
 
mrjoshua
#55
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

LMAO

You still haven't paid back my time! Why don't you dance naked for!? That'll do it!
 
Serryah
#56
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

you still haven't paid back my time! Why don't you dance naked for!? That'll do it!


lolol
 
mrjoshua
#57
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

lolol

Why not? That full time job you were talking about, was that prostitution? Why don't you give it to me free for at least amusing you!?
 
Serryah
#58
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

Why not? That full time job you were talking about, was that prostitution? Why don't you give it to me free for at least amusing you!?



This is hilarious, really.
 
mrjoshua
#59
Quote: Originally Posted by Serryah View Post

This is hilarious, really.

What if I head up north and gun down as many c.u.n.t.nadians as I can in New Brunswick, would you still think that is funny?
 
Serryah
#60
Quote: Originally Posted by mrjoshua View Post

What if I head up north and gun down as many c.u.n.t.nadians as I can in New Brunswick, would you still think that is funny?


I think that you think you're serious and fooling me into thinking you're real is what's funny.
 

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