South Dakota pulls 'Don't Jerk and Drive' safety campaign


tay
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South Dakota officials have decided to yank a "Don't Jerk and Drive" safety campaign after a powerful legislator and some members of the public complained about the sexual innuendo in the phrase.

The campaign, intended to raise awareness about the dangers of jerking, or overcorrecting, with a steering wheel while driving on icy roads, was pulled after officials decided that the phrase was too risque and detracted from the serious message of the safety campaign.

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http://www.startribune.com/local/285647001.html
 
petros
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I hope they put up signs.
 
spaminator
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Retired_Can_Soldier
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So Jerking and driving is okay then.
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Retired_Can_Soldier View Post

So Jerking and driving is okay then.

Absolutely. Daily is best..

 
Machjo
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You know you're a sex addict when...
 
Sal
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I don't know, there are a lot of jerks out on the road

they should edit them
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

You know you're a sex addict when...

You Troll Canadian Web Forums looking for sex partners??

Did I win??
 
Machjo
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

You Troll Canadian Web Forums looking for sex partners??

Did I win??

There's no one right answer. But I would rank jerking and driving pretty high the list. I mean, if can't even wait to get home before you do that, it would seem pretty compulsive to me anyway.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

There's no one right answer. But I would rank jerking and driving pretty high the list. I mean, if can't even wait to get home before you do that, it would seem pretty compulsive to me anyway.

same as texting and driving then....compulsive in the extreme
 
WLDB
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Quote: Originally Posted by Retired_Can_Soldier View Post

So Jerking and driving is okay then.

Not much else to do in a traffic jam.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by WLDB View Post

Not much else to do in a traffic jam.

Never riding shotgun with you then.
 
Machjo
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Hmmm... Maybe I shouldn't make fun of sex addicts. Gotta be a hard life.
 
WLDB
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

Never riding shotgun with you then.

No one will. I dont have a license or a car. Doubt I ever will. ha
 
Machjo
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Quote: Originally Posted by WLDB View Post

No one will. I dont have a license or a car. Doubt I ever will. ha

Most people like that live in some major metropolis with really good public transit. Where do you live?
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

Hmmm... Maybe I shouldn't make fun of sex addicts. Gotta be a hard life.

you just keep getting deeper and deeper (pun intended)

you should stop now
 
Machjo
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Quote: Originally Posted by Sal View Post

you just keep getting deeper and deeper (pun intended)

you should stop now

Quit pointing out my unintentional puns. I never even saw that one myself. Seeing how porn addicts often suffer from erectile disfuntikn though, I'm not sure how true it stands.
 
WLDB
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

Most people like that live in some major metropolis with really good public transit. Where do you live?

Downtown Ottawa
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

Quit pointing out my unintentional puns. I never even saw that one myself. Seeing how porn addicts often suffer from erectile disfuntikn though, I'm not sure how true it stands .


seriously....

I hope that was on porpoise....

 
Machjo
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Damn you Sal!
Okay, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer this evening obviously...

No, no, I mean knife as in utensil okay. Kitchen utensil. Don't make a pun on drawer now... Right, drawers, just as I was typing that. I hate English.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

Damn you Sal!
Okay, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer this evening obviously...

No, no, I mean knife as in utensil okay. Kitchen utensil. Don't make a pun on drawer now... Right, drawers, just as I was typing that. I hate English.

LOL... well it was worth the laugh and that's an important function in life

and I shall stop punning
 
Machjo
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You know you're a sex addict when you interpret a sexual innuendo in everything you read and hear.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

You know you're a sex addict when you interpret a sexual innuendo in everything you read and hear.

hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

There's no one right answer. But I would rank jerking and driving pretty high the list. I mean, if can't even wait to get home before you do that, it would seem pretty compulsive to me anyway.

Maybe you should stop and pick up a hooker on the way home... unless Cannuck has scooped them all up first.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Maybe you should stop and pick up a hooker on the way home... unless Cannuck has scooped them all up first.




Do you think a self respecting hooker would be scooped by Cannuck?
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Do you think a self respecting hooker would be scooped by Cannuck?

Money talks, I guess if he has enough to spend. It depends what his wife gives him for a weekly allowance.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Money talks, I guess if he has enough to spend. It depends what his wife gives him for a weekly allowance.


Which "weekly allowance" are you talking about?
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Which "weekly allowance" are you talking about?

The one where he hands over his pay check to the wife, and she gives back 5% for spending money.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

The one where he hands over his pay check to the wife, and she gives back 5% for spending money.


Oh, OK, maybe I just have a dirty mind.
 
Machjo
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Maybe you should stop and pick up a hooker on the way home... unless Cannuck has scooped them all up first.

And what would I do with a hooker without the key even if I wanted to see one. I can live without sex. And you?

Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Do you think a self respecting hooker would be scooped by Cannuck?

Ouch.

Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Money talks, I guess if he has enough to spend. It depends what his wife gives him for a weekly allowance.

I forgot about that. Never mind the key. I have an allowance to contend with too. But again, I can live without sex if I must.
 

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