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AnnaE

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4-year old Jimmy is in the bathtub checking out his nads. He yells out, "Mom, are these my brains?" His mother shows up at the door, looks, and says, "No, not yet, darling."
 

AnnaE

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
........ and follows that up with derisive laughter.
Oh, btw, Bompity, 'derisive' is a real word you can look up in the dictionary.