$75 Vagina Scented Candles

Let me guess, the "scent" is called 'Stankencense'.

Just buy a few fish.

Yeast

Don’t forget the Florient.

You guys sure are classy. lol

annae said:

you guys sure are classy. Lol

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oh come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Vagina scented candles?????????????????????


For $75.00???????????????????????


Do they smell like paltrow????????????????????????


Would they be more valuable if they did smell like her??????????????????


Rather than some lesser known vagina????????????????????


Does it matter from a marketing point of view???????????????????



And who wants to spend $75 that way?????????????????


Except people with more money than brains????????????????????


On the plus side - i am sure the candles are empowering paltrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Regardless of which vagina scent was used in production!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


One wonders if paltrow is sitting at home..........................


Having a really good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The whole idea simply screams for crude and absurd comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop bosses sued over alleged candle catastrophe
Author of the article:WENN - World Entertainment News Network
Publishing date:May 18, 2021 • 1 day ago • 1 minute read • Join the conversation
Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the 77th Golden Globe Awards.
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A Texas man is suing Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop partners after one of her vagina candles allegedly flared up.

Colby Watson purchased the This Smells Like My Vagina candle online in January and lit it up for the first time weeks later, before placing it on his nightstand.


He claims that after burning for “an estimated three hours or less, the candle became engulfed in high flames and exploded soon afterward … and the room was filled with smoke.”

He alleges the candle also left a nasty black burn ring on his nightstand.


According to legal documents obtained by TMZ, Watson acknowledges the candle comes with a warning, which cautions users not to burn it for more than two hours at a time, but he insists that is insufficient.

He claims Goop failed to warn customers the candle could cause significant injuries, calling it “inherently dangerous.”

He’s suing Paltrow’s company for breach of warranty and products liability and is trying to put together a class action lawsuit seeking damages exceeding US$5 million (C$6 million).

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A spokesperson for Goop tells the outlet: “We’re confident this claim is frivolous and an attempt to secure an outsized payout from a press-heavy product.

“We stand behind the brands we carry and the safety of the products we sell. Here, Heretic – the brand that supplies the candle – has substantiated the product’s performance and safety through industry standard testing.”

Paltrow launched the popular line of This Smells Like My Vagina candles in early 2020, and it has become one of the company’s bestselling items.

...then it just went KAPOON!!!

He claims that after burning for “an estimated three hours or less, the candle became engulfed in high flames and exploded soon afterward … and the room was filled with smoke.”

Huh, sounds like his "Smells like my vagina candle" has a pussy fart.