Jeff Foxworthy does a famous bit on how to tell if you’re a redneck. This is my take on it in the age of Trump and Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS):
You may suffer from TDS if you:
• still think Hillary won the 2016 election
• think the current impeachment scam is based on anything other than the knowledge the Dems can’t win otherwise
• believe, despite lots of evidence to the contrary, that Trump is a racist
• think open borders are a good idea
• hate Trump more than you love America
• think 95% negative coverage of Trump is in the best interests of the country
• think Lieawatha didn’t benefit from her claims of Native American heritage
• think the USA is not demonstrably better off now than it was after 8 years of Obama
• think legal immigration and illegal immigration are the same thing
• care what empty headed celebrities think about Trump, or any other subject
• believed, or still do, the Russian collusion hoax — you can be sure that Pelosi and Schiff, et al knew it was BS from the get go
• think Medicare for All would improve the US health care system
• think it was fine for Obama to pardon a deserter like Bergdahl, but not OK for Trump to pardon a true hero like Gallagher
• think, on the rare occasions the MSM reports on the record breaking economy, that Obama should get all the credit, or it is fake news
• think Joe Biden has anything left on his fastball
• think any of the Dems running now has a chance in hell of beating Trump in 2020.