You know what dog, I'm getting tired pretending here and believe me, I've had a lot of good laughs pretending.
I have something to confess, dog... I'm not from ****ing penal colony land nor do I live in a shithole. I tried my best here but I couldn't even keep up this pretense by adding in the 'u'.
All of this... it was to test your loyalty! Nah because regardless of whether your are loyal or not, we own you! And all of this was to test just how much of a coward you miserable little ****nadians are.
Of course you are not going to do anything to us! What are you insane!? We'll nuke you and then we will stick our flag on your smoldering remains! Nor will you leave us because you can't because you need us and want what we sell. **** you in saying that you are boycotting our shit because of Trump you hypocritical **** of subhumans. Way to go using Windows!
You ****nadians, you are not free and nor will you ever be! You exist only to do our bidding and you have no choice but to do it or we will ruin you! And if you attempt to shift away from us, we will ****ing kill you all! If we start to fall apart, we will ****ing kill you all! You bet your ass, I will be the first one to sign up and kill me some canucks! I just hope that I get assigned to New Brunswick when that happens! And I hope to God that we meet face to face because I really want to peel the skin off your face! ****!
Gotta admit, this is the best post of yours yet.