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Teen gored in groin during Spanish bull run dies
Brad Hunter
Published:
May 1, 2019
Updated:
May 1, 2019 7:17 PM EDT
Not a good idea. Two men have been killed during bull-related events in Spain. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
A Spanish teen has become the second casualty at a festival after he was gored in the groin by a bull.
Fran Gonzalez, 19, died from his injuries during the annual celebration in the town of Chilches.
Authorities say he was taken to hospital following the incident that occurred around 6 p.m. Tuesday. Gonzalez was pronounced dead at the hospital.
The Organizers of the San Vicente Ferrer festival suspended festivities and held a moment of silence for the dead teen.
Gonzalez was well known in the area as a recortadore and regularly took part in bull-related events. Recortadores are people who use their bodies to dodge the bull as it charges.
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Witnesses said Gonzalez was bleeding heavily and was unconscious when he was taken to hospital.
The bovine that killed the young man is named Juanito or ‘Little Juan.’ The animal was released into the area where fans watch behind a protective fence
“Today a minute’s silence will be held as a public show of our support and condolences for the dead man’s family and friends,” the festival said in a statement.
Last week, Juan Jose Varo, 74, was killed after being gored by a bull.

http://torontosun.com/news/world/teen-gored-in-groin-during-spanish-bull-run-dies
 

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Teen gored in groin during Spanish bull run dies
Brad Hunter
Published:
May 1, 2019
Updated:
May 1, 2019 7:17 PM EDT
Not a good idea. Two men have been killed during bull-related events in Spain. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
A Spanish teen has become the second casualty at a festival after he was gored in the groin by a bull.
Fran Gonzalez, 19, died from his injuries during the annual celebration in the town of Chilches.
Authorities say he was taken to hospital following the incident that occurred around 6 p.m. Tuesday. Gonzalez was pronounced dead at the hospital.
The Organizers of the San Vicente Ferrer festival suspended festivities and held a moment of silence for the dead teen.
Gonzalez was well known in the area as a recortadore and regularly took part in bull-related events. Recortadores are people who use their bodies to dodge the bull as it charges.
Story continues below
Witnesses said Gonzalez was bleeding heavily and was unconscious when he was taken to hospital.
The bovine that killed the young man is named Juanito or ‘Little Juan.’ The animal was released into the area where fans watch behind a protective fence
“Today a minute’s silence will be held as a public show of our support and condolences for the dead man’s family and friends,” the festival said in a statement.
Last week, Juan Jose Varo, 74, was killed after being gored by a bull.

http://torontosun.com/news/world/teen-gored-in-groin-during-spanish-bull-run-dies
Sometimes the good guys win.
 

spaminator

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Boy dies after being impaled on swimming pool’s fence in Texas
Associated Press
Published:
May 9, 2019
Updated:
May 9, 2019 9:01 AM EDT
Jean Pierre Mwenge is pictured in a photo posted with a GoFundMe fundraising campaign. (GoFundMe)
FORT WORTH, Texas — Police in Fort Worth say no criminal charges will be filed in the death of an 11-year-old boy who was impaled as he climbed over an iron fence surrounding an apartment complex’s swimming pool.
Fort Worth police say a group of children climbed the fence to get into a locked swimming pool Monday night. According to police, the children scattered and climbed over the fence when a security guard told them to leave.
Police say one of the children, 11-year-old Jean Pierre Mwenge, lost his footing and was impaled while climbing over the 6-foot (1.8-metre) fence, which had spikes at the top.
Fort Worth Police Officer Bradley Perez tells the Star-Telegram that the death is considered “an extremely unfortunate accident” and no charges are expected.
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http://torontosun.com/news/world/boy-dies-after-being-impaled-on-swimming-pools-fence-in-texas
 

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2 die trying to jump car over raised drawbridge
Associated Press
Published:
May 24, 2019
Updated:
May 24, 2019 6:54 PM EDT
Black Bayou Bridge.Google Maps/HO
LAKE CHARLES, La. — Two Texas men are dead after trying to jump a compact car across the gap on a raised drawbridge.
Louisiana State Police say it happened shortly after 2 a.m. Friday at the Black Bayou Bridge about 6 miles (9.65 kilometres) south of Lake Charles. Investigators say the bridge was closed to traffic to let a boat pass through on the Intracoastal Waterway.
Witnesses say the car’s passenger pushed the gate arm up and they drove the 2016 Chevrolet Cruze up to the raised section. They backed up, then accelerated forward, trying to jump to the other side. The vehicle landed in the water and sank.
State police say 23-year-old Alejandro Cazares of McAllen and 32-year-old Roberto Alejandro Moreno of Edinburg were pronounced dead at the scene.
http://torontosun.com/news/world/2-die-trying-to-jump-car-over-closed-drawbridge
 

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Man dies inflight after eating 246 cocaine packets
Associated Press
Published:
May 26, 2019
Updated:
May 26, 2019 7:23 PM EDT
(Getty Images)
MEXICO CITY — Mexican prosecutors say a Japanese man who died aboard an airliner shortly after takeoff from Mexico City had ingested 246 packets of cocaine and went into cardiac arrest from a drug overdose.
Sunday’s statement was issued by the attorney general’s office for the northern state of Sonora, where an autopsy was performed following an emergency stop by the Aeromexico flight in Hermosillo.
The prosecutor’s office says other passengers reported seeing the man convulsing in the early hours of Friday as the jetliner headed for Narita, Japan.
Authorities identified the man only as Udo “N” and said he had travelled to Mexico’s capital from Bogota, Colombia.
http://torontosun.com/news/world/man-dies-inflight-after-eating-246-cocaine-packets
 

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Man dies inflight after eating 246 cocaine packets
Associated Press
Published:
May 26, 2019
Updated:
May 26, 2019 7:23 PM EDT
(Getty Images)
MEXICO CITY — Mexican prosecutors say a Japanese man who died aboard an airliner shortly after takeoff from Mexico City had ingested 246 packets of cocaine and went into cardiac arrest from a drug overdose.
Sunday’s statement was issued by the attorney general’s office for the northern state of Sonora, where an autopsy was performed following an emergency stop by the Aeromexico flight in Hermosillo.
The prosecutor’s office says other passengers reported seeing the man convulsing in the early hours of Friday as the jetliner headed for Narita, Japan.
Authorities identified the man only as Udo “N” and said he had travelled to Mexico’s capital from Bogota, Colombia.
http://torontosun.com/news/world/man-dies-inflight-after-eating-246-cocaine-packets


Good way to go! No costs to the tax payers for costly trial and costly incarceration expenses and gets the dumb genes out of the gene pool. :)
 

JLM

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2 die trying to jump car over raised drawbridge
Associated Press
Published:
May 24, 2019
Updated:
May 24, 2019 6:54 PM EDT
Black Bayou Bridge.Google Maps/HO
LAKE CHARLES, La. — Two Texas men are dead after trying to jump a compact car across the gap on a raised drawbridge.
Louisiana State Police say it happened shortly after 2 a.m. Friday at the Black Bayou Bridge about 6 miles (9.65 kilometres) south of Lake Charles. Investigators say the bridge was closed to traffic to let a boat pass through on the Intracoastal Waterway.
Witnesses say the car’s passenger pushed the gate arm up and they drove the 2016 Chevrolet Cruze up to the raised section. They backed up, then accelerated forward, trying to jump to the other side. The vehicle landed in the water and sank.
State police say 23-year-old Alejandro Cazares of McAllen and 32-year-old Roberto Alejandro Moreno of Edinburg were pronounced dead at the scene.
http://torontosun.com/news/world/2-die-trying-to-jump-car-over-closed-drawbridge


You'd think the 32 year old would have been old enough to know better! Anyway gets dumb and dumber out of the gene pool!
 

spilledthebeer

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We're all slowly dying of bull.




Okay then Comrade Curious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Please stop trying to FEED IT to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We are FED UP with your Red Tory CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Joe Clark.............................WHO?????????????????????????????


IS NOT COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And your LIE-beral Lite will NEVER be acceptable to either real LIE-berals or ordinary Cdns either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Mom of three dies after swallowing $102 worth of cocaine
Postmedia News
Published:
June 4, 2019
Updated:
June 4, 2019 5:02 PM EDT
Victoria Buchanan died when she swallowed $102 of cocaine prior to her flight home to Dubai. Victoria Buchanan/Facebook
A British teacher and mother of three’s cocaine vacation party led to her horrific death.
Victoria Buchanan — who lives in Dubai — purchased $510 worth of cocaine on her annual family trip to the UK with her husband Mark.
But when Victoria arrived at Manchester airport with $102 of cocaine leftovers, the pretty mom opted to swallow the deadly drug when she realized she still had the drugs in her possession.
Victoria Buchanan was waiting to fly home to Dubai when she realized she still had the drugs in her possession. Victoria Buchanan/Facebook
Moments later in the first-class airport lounge, she collapsed from a severe seizure when the bag burst in her stomach.
Tragically, onlookers at the airport misread Victoria’s seizure as an anaphylactic reaction and responded by administering her epipen.
But by the time she arrived at Wythenshawe Hospital the damage was done and she died later in hospital.
The bag of cocaine was discovered in the post-mortem examination.
Victoria’s husband said: ”We were aware she would take small amounts of cocaine occasionally and it was something we did together. I had left the UK a few days before, not a lot was left, not that that matters now,” the UK Sun reported.
Man dies inflight after eating 246 cocaine packets
High fashion: Cocaine-laced clothes discovered after flight from Peru
Victoria’s elderly parents weren’t aware of their daughter’s cocaine use.
Irene Dignon, her mother, testified at her inquest: “There was no evidence of anything like drugs with her — she was always so anti-them.”
She added: “She was always so upbeat I wouldn’t have thought she needed them, it’s a different world.”
The assistant coroner was blunter.
“My question is what on earth was she thinking?” Andrew Bridge said.
http://torontosun.com/news/weird/mom-of-three-dies-after-swallowing-102-worth-of-cocaine
 

spilledthebeer

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Mom of three dies after swallowing $102 worth of cocaine
Postmedia News
Published:
June 4, 2019
Updated:
June 4, 2019 5:02 PM EDT
Victoria Buchanan died when she swallowed $102 of cocaine prior to her flight home to Dubai. Victoria Buchanan/Facebook
A British teacher and mother of three’s cocaine vacation party led to her horrific death.
Victoria Buchanan — who lives in Dubai — purchased $510 worth of cocaine on her annual family trip to the UK with her husband Mark.
But when Victoria arrived at Manchester airport with $102 of cocaine leftovers, the pretty mom opted to swallow the deadly drug when she realized she still had the drugs in her possession.
Victoria Buchanan was waiting to fly home to Dubai when she realized she still had the drugs in her possession. Victoria Buchanan/Facebook
Moments later in the first-class airport lounge, she collapsed from a severe seizure when the bag burst in her stomach.
Tragically, onlookers at the airport misread Victoria’s seizure as an anaphylactic reaction and responded by administering her epipen.
But by the time she arrived at Wythenshawe Hospital the damage was done and she died later in hospital.
The bag of cocaine was discovered in the post-mortem examination.
Victoria’s husband said: ”We were aware she would take small amounts of cocaine occasionally and it was something we did together. I had left the UK a few days before, not a lot was left, not that that matters now,” the UK Sun reported.
Man dies inflight after eating 246 cocaine packets
High fashion: Cocaine-laced clothes discovered after flight from Peru
Victoria’s elderly parents weren’t aware of their daughter’s cocaine use.
Irene Dignon, her mother, testified at her inquest: “There was no evidence of anything like drugs with her — she was always so anti-them.”
She added: “She was always so upbeat I wouldn’t have thought she needed them, it’s a different world.”
The assistant coroner was blunter.
“My question is what on earth was she thinking?” Andrew Bridge said.
http://torontosun.com/news/weird/mom-of-three-dies-after-swallowing-102-worth-of-cocaine




POOR MUDDLED LIE-berals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THEY WANT TO MAKE HARD DRUGS LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But the public knows this is just a LIE-beral effort to HIRE MORE civil service union HOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


After all.......................................SOMEBODY has to hand out the NEEDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



In our Brave New LIE-beral World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

spilledthebeer

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POOR MUDDLED LIE-berals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THEY WANT TO MAKE HARD DRUGS LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But the public knows this is just a LIE-beral effort to HIRE MORE civil service union HOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


After all.......................................SOMEBODY has to hand out the NEEDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



In our Brave New LIE-beral World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






And fentanyl laced Weed??????????????????????


WHAT IS this world coming to??????????????????????????????


And.......................aint it GRAND that LIE-beral efforts to get organized crime out of the Weed biz...............................


are MOVING SO SLOWLY and ineffectively!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It is just the USUAL LIE-beral mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Always arrogant LIE-berals were assuming that Conservative voters could be persuaded to smoke the LACED POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Turns out it is LIE-beral supporters grabbing the bad stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


No wonder LIE-berals are so determined to keep importing illegals to Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


All the LIE-beral supporters- the gang bangers and drug addicts and violence prone alcoholic natives keep taking themselves out of



the political picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LIE-berals HAD HOPED to BRAINWASH our kids at school............................................


but that LIE-beral SCAM FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Once a kid has spent a couple of years in the economy...............................


struggling with McJobs and HUGE RENTS and minimum wages.........................................


and LIE-beral tax SCAMS and HUGE student loans........................................


the kids find that LIE-beral policy IS A FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So LIE-berals NEED to BUY support from other sources!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Magician drowns attempting Houdini-inspired river escape
Washington Post
Published:
June 18, 2019
Updated:
June 18, 2019 10:27 AM EDT
Chanchal Lahiri, a magician, sits on a boat before performing one of his tricks in the Hooghly river in Kolkata, India, June 16, 2019. REUTERS/Stringer
Sitting on a boat on a river in West Bengal, India, magician Chanchal Lahiri had others bind him in ropes and chains and prepare to barricade him in a cage down in the water.
He turned to a crowd.
“If I can open it up, then it will be magic,” Lahiri said, according to the Guardian, “but if I can’t, it will be tragic.”
But after Lahiri – also known by his stage name, Jadugar Mandrake – disappeared Sunday into the Hooghly River in Kolkata during his Houdini-inspired performance, he never reappeared, according to Agence France-Presse.
Indian stuntman Chanchal Lahiri, known by his stage name “Jadugar Mandrake”, is lowered into the Ganges river, while tied up with steel chains and ropes in Kolkata June 16, 2019. (STR/AFP/Getty Images)
A day after crews began combing the river to find him, his body – still shackled – washed up late Monday not far from where he had plunged into the water, the Guardian reported.
“He was a great stunt artist,” Madan Bharti, a historian of Indian magic, told the newspaper about Lahiri, “and this is a big loss for the Indian magic community.”
BBC News, citing local news media, reported that Lahiri had obtained permission from authorities to perform the stunt on a boat but had not mentioned that it would have a “connection with water.” Police are still investigating.
Indian stuntman Chanchal Lahiri, known by his stage name “Jadugar Mandrake”, is prepared for being lowered into the Ganges river, while tied up with steel chains and ropes in Kolkata June 16, 2019. (STR/AFP/Getty Images)
It was not the first time that Lahiri had performed such feats.
Leading up to Sunday’s stunt, the magician told AFP that he did almost the same stunt more than two decades ago on the Hooghly River, a branch of the Ganges River. “I was inside a bulletproof glass box tied with chain and locks and dropped down from Howrah Bridge. Then I came out within 29 seconds,” he told the news agency.
He tried another stunt on the same river about six years ago, but after spectators saw him escape from a door in the cage, they beat him, according to the news agency.
BBC News reported that Lahiri had told a local newspaper photographer he wanted do the stunt on Sunday “to revive interest in magic.”
“He used to practice in swimming pools and rivers,” Sumit Kharbanda, president of the Indian Brotherhood of Magicians, told the Guardian after Sunday’s tragic feat. “All magic has to be perfect, and it takes a lot of practice, but even with practice, things can go wrong. This was a very dangerous performance. I don’t know if it was a breathing issue or just not being able to undo the locks.”
http://torontosun.com/news/world/magician-drowns-attempting-houdini-inspired-river-escape
 

JLM

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Magician drowns attempting Houdini-inspired river escape
Washington Post
Published:
June 18, 2019
Updated:
June 18, 2019 10:27 AM EDT
Chanchal Lahiri, a magician, sits on a boat before performing one of his tricks in the Hooghly river in Kolkata, India, June 16, 2019. REUTERS/Stringer
Sitting on a boat on a river in West Bengal, India, magician Chanchal Lahiri had others bind him in ropes and chains and prepare to barricade him in a cage down in the water.
He turned to a crowd.
“If I can open it up, then it will be magic,” Lahiri said, according to the Guardian, “but if I can’t, it will be tragic.”


Obviously not the brightest candle on the cake! :)