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Sputnik news??????????????????????????????
I'm not sure what part you are offended by. If I did the west's version I would have to wait 3 or 11teen days before it was published

MHz certainly is OUT THERE in some kind of lunatic orbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been around for awhile, not my fault if you people here are having issues with the door to reality. If you refuse to even look at it from the POV of a 'bushman' how will you ever be tempted to 'try it' because if a person like me can find real humor in a 'bad situation' I am more advanced socially than the members of the collective.

But Russians are HOSTILE to Muslims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which color?

And MHz is just barely sane enough not to be a Soviet socialist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PetroCan was a socialist style of move, it ended up being Canadian taxpayers being tagged fir the expenses associated with mapping as much of Canada as possible for the ones that ended up with the data, the World Bank owned oil companies

But MHz sure does want to be Ayatollah over all the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The IMF already has that control, they also gather a lot more money than they shell out and that is the opposite of the way things are when R&D is a major expense. Jews can submit the plans but let the local Gentiles fine tune it. Since immortality is not on the table it is just making the best of a bad situation.

MHZ DREAMS OF ISLAMIC GRANDEUR......................WHILE HIDING OUT IN CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The closest Jewish group is across a river so the population is spread over 800sqmi and it is less than 800 people. Should I preach to the wildlife, they listen better than mist humans.

What a jew baiting MAROON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Boo, Hiss' is the best comeback when your brain is flat-lining on the issue, anything else just shows you are a stupid person at heart.
 
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Curious Cdn

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Way to prove my point, if the forum is to survive the transformation into the 21st century it needs a new format. Those who can't make the change die in the wild, . . . period.
You mean, we all need to become better liars?
 

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If you are being called out on your lies the trick is to become as honest as possible so they have less ammo. Besides, lies tend to get stupid the more they are 'explained' and the longer they run. Hard enough to keep a secret in a small town, how can you hope do it when everybody has broadband?
 

Curious Cdn

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If you are being called out on your lies the trick is to become as honest as possible so they have less ammo. Besides, lies tend to get stupid the more they are 'explained' and the longer they run. Hard enough to keep a secret in a small town, how can you hope do it when everybody has broadband?
I'm being call out on my lies by yet another internet lunatic.

Yeah.

Okay.
 

spilledthebeer

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No, no. It's Sputnik into Pravda into Breitbart into Fox.






POOR STUPID and not so curious cdn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He is working so very hard to turn LIE-beral Pravda into accepted fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Curious is unaware that our idiot LIE-beral Emperor has no clothes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And now that his Sunny Ways have fallen into disgrace- buried under huge debts, poisoned by LIE-beral bigotry against white people


and disgraced by the ongoing Lavalin affair that seems to be nothing but a DIRTY EXTENSION of the CHRETIEN LIE-BERAL



adscam affair- that Paul Martin NEVER PROPERLY INVESTIGATED ............. Our idiot Boy who thinks he is Emperor of the North is



catching a bad chill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Here is an article that exposes LIE-beral Fake News about the homeless “crisis”! With some comments of my own in brackets):

4 in 10 people using Toronto homeless shelters are refugees or asylum claimants, report finds.

(I say its NOT a crisis if your govt is deliberately inviting people to come here as our LIE-beral overlords are so unwisely doing!)

From CBC/Radio-Canada

Published December 17, 2018

The percentage of refugee and asylum claimants using Toronto's homeless shelters has skyrocketed and created an "unsustainable situation," according to a new report from the city.

(Of course - such a situation is inevitable! What else and where else would people who lack the education or language skills to survive in Canada turn for help other than a homeless shelter? Sadly -LIE-berals are focused on only buying VOTES and NOT on selecting USEFUL immigrants who can assimilate easily!!!!!!! )

Approximately 40 per cent of people using shelters identified as refugees or asylum claimants in Toronto's latest Street Needs Assessment survey, which was conducted on April 26, 2018. The total number of users now stands at 2,618 people.

That number is up from 25 per cent in 2017 and 11 per cent in 2016.

(With LIE-berals at every level of govt regarding illegals as a dandy GROWTH INDUSTRY for those who need to BUY votes at any price from such illegals - over the protests of ordinary Cdns!!!!!!!!!!!)

The rise has prompted the city to renew its calls for greater assistance from higher levels of government.

The influx of new shelter users is expected to put major strain on the system as cold weather arrives.© The Canadian Press
"The city can't do this alone. The federal government has come forward with initial help but we need the continued assistance of our federal and provincial partners to ensure that Toronto remains a safe, welcoming and accessible place for all," said Mayor John Tory in a statement.

(Yes- other news articles have already labeled Our idiot Boy Justin as being the equivalent of a dead beat dad refusing to look after his “kids”- the illegals!!!!!!)

An additional 18 to 20 new refugee or asylum claimants continue to enter Toronto's shelter system every day, the city says.

(So it is not just housing these people need- there is welfare to be paid monthly, along with winter clothing allowance and emergency detail care etc!!!!!!!!)

(And of course our economy is very short of jobs of any sort- much less the entry level ones that non English speakers are seeking- while also competing against our kids who are trying to save money for post secondary tuition that they MUST HAVE if they are to succeed in their future! Over 75 percent of all jobs in Canada now REQUIRE post secondary education!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

The influx is expected to further strain the system during the upcoming winter months, when more people use shelter services.

(With the added bonus that a lot of citizens are disgusted with the garbage, needles, drunken stupidity and generally boorish behaviour of a lot of homeless people!!)

(And it does not help that city officials routinely go WAY OVER BUDGET every time they try to set up a new Homeless Hilton shelter! People are disgusted!!!!!!!!)

City calling for full reimbursement! Toronto has been calling for increased assistance to help manage the current wave of refugee and asylum claimants, which started in late 2015.

(Yes- the influx started right after Our idiot Boy was elected and offered up his COSTLY invitation to the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

The city is requesting a full reimbursement of all costs incurred in 2017 and 2018, which it estimates at a minimum of $64.5 million, with another $6.3 million for the use of college dormitories this summer.

(Good luck with that! Our idiot Boy Justin considers the best answer to those asking for money is to DISMISS them as “RACISTS” and “UN-CANADIAN”!!!!)

The city is also requesting annual funding of $43 million per year starting in 2019, in addition to a "federal and provincial coordinated response" to the issue.

Earlier this year, Ottawa announced $11 million in assistance for the influx of asylum seekers.

Meanwhile, Ontario's PC government has criticized the federal government for creating what it called the immigration "mess," and said Ottawa should cover 100 per cent of the resulting costs.

(It is not just illegals that we are having trouble with! LIE-beral immigration policy is focused on “Family Reunification” which is a deceitful way of saying LIE-berals are allowing legitimate immigrants to sponsor family members who WOULD NOT NORMALLY QUALIFY as immigrants due to limitations related to things like extreme age, language limitations and or lack of useful education!)

(And of course these Reunified Families quite often get to swiftly claim various govt services such as welfare, old age pension and health care!)

(LIE-berals do what they can to deny and deflect critics by citing such things as their program to make illegals PAY for the cost of resettlement! But of course LIE-berals HAVE NO INFORMATION regarding what money -IF ANY - might EVER have been paid back! And considering how difficult the Cdn job market is, we should ask if ANY MONEY WILL EVER BE PAID BACK by these illegal trespassers????????????????????)
 

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L.A. anchor died from ‘meth toxicity’ after inserting drug into anus: Autopsy report
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Published:
February 23, 2019
Updated:
February 23, 2019 10:53 AM EST
Chris Burrous. (KTLA via RadarOnline.com photo)
Los Angeles KTLA news anchor Chris Burrous died from a methamphetamine overdose and his shocking autopsy report obtained by RadarOnline.com revealed he inserted the drug into his anus during sex in a hotel with a man he met on a dating app.
Burrous overdosed in a Glendale, Calif. hotel on Dec. 28 and the Los Angeles County Coroner’s report stated he died from “methamphetamine toxicity and hypertensive and atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease that also significantly contributed to his death.”
According to the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner’s report obtained by Radar, his death occurred after taking drugs and having sex with a man he met on the dating app Grindr.
“Later on, in the encounter Mr. Burrous inserted a second rock of methamphetamine through his anus and put on a mask and dusted the filters with ‘poppers,’” the coroner’s report said, and continued: “His companion inserted his hand through his anus. Mr. Burrous began grunting then vomited and became unresponsive.”
CPR was performed before the paramedics arrived and he was pronounced dead in the emergency room.
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“There was concern for the presence of amyl nitrates (poppers) in the system, however, toxicology testing did not confirm the presence of this substance,” the autopsy report stated.
The KTLA anchor was married to Mai Do-Burrous and they had one daughter.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2...sy-meth-toxicity-inserting-drug-anus-overdose
http://torontosun.com/news/world/l-...after-inserting-drug-into-anus-autopsy-report
 

spilledthebeer

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I guess that the "Action Desk" was too boring for him.


Well- it certainly explains a few things about why news media supports LIE-berals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But then so does this::::::::::::


Here is an amusing little article explaining in detail why there are so many LIE-beral lovers in the media these days! And maybe it explains some things about LIE-berals as well? With some comments of my own in brackets):

Journalists’ brains below average due to alcohol and caffeine: Study

POSTMEDIA NETWORK. First posted: Friday, May 19, 2017 11:43 AM EDT | Updated: Friday, May 19, 2017 12:19 PM EDT

Duh, journalists’ brains may no work too good.

According to a study released Thursday by neuroscientist Dr. Tara Swart in association with the London Press Club, the highest functions of the human brain operate at a lower level in journalists than the average population.

Her research titled “Study Into The Mental Resilience of Journalists,” blames journalists’ cognitive shortcomings on dehydration caused by excessive alcohol consumption along with poor diet, including higher levels of sugar and caffeine.

Less than 5% of journalists drink enough — or any — water while 41% drank more than 18 alcoholic drinks per week.

The study measured “executive functioning” which, as Swart writes in her report, is “the ability of the brain to regulate emotions, suppress bias, switch between tasks, solve complex problems and think flexibly and creatively.”

(In truth neither news media nor LIE-berals wish to perform many of those tasks- if they did, then they would feel bad until they altered their failing political policies. The list of failed LIE-beral ideas- that media talking heads so often defend- is so comprehensive that getting rid of them all would result in the disappearance of the LIE-beral party-and would also eliminate a huge swath of suddenly speechless media employees!)

(LIE-berals and reporters enjoy their emotions- consider the thrill of reporting on Maryam Monseff castigating Conservatives who dare to call for an honest referendum on the disgraced LIE-beral electoral reform proposal.

Or consider the political chaos that would ensue if LIE-berals had no biases to work with? Who will LIE-berals bribe to love them and vote for them as civil service Hogs do if LIE-berals are forced to treat us all equally?

And who will buy a newspaper that has nothing but sports and horoscopes in it?

And what task vis there more important than for LIE-berals to focus on clinging to power- with the self appointed poobahs of news media explaining to us why LIE-beral greed is good for us? What need do LIE-berals and media have for switching and refocusing away from their prime task?

As fo solving complex problems, LIE-berals are far to busy CREATING such problems-such as how to avoid admitting that giving in to Muslim civil rights blackmail in exchange for LIE-beral votes might be a bad idea in the long run?

But LIE-berals ARE thinking in a creative and flexible way! How else to explain their subtle baiting of Yankees over national security issues, Muslim terror, softwood lumber sales, the production of dairy products etc? With LIE-berals making special efforts to appear as the victims instead of as the instigators- with news media aiding and abetting! It takes perseverance and creativity to piss on others and convince them its raining!)

She notes that some of the deficiencies may be a result of a high-pressure work environment that doesn’t allow time for mindfulness.

(That is certainly the problem with LIE-berals- so many lies- so little time! And media types are too busy conjuring more LIE-beral propaganda to be bothered speculating on how valid it is?)

However, she found that journalists actually manage pressure better than many other fast-paced professions, like bankers and sales executives, because they feel a higher sense of purpose related to their work.

(Yeah, reworking the world into an image you personally approve of and expect to profit from is exalted and exciting work- too bad the LIE-beral vision is WRONG! And news media might have noticed that if they had less alcohol in their systems?)
 

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You're back, Spillage! The old Smith-Corona is burning through the ribbons, again!




Oh....................did you miss me?????????????????????????????????????????????


Or were you too busy trying to figure out what sort of future you could salvage in the wake of the Michael Wernick / Privy council clerk vitriol about the kind of acceptable to HIM -pressure was put on Wilson-Raybould????????????????????


Let me ask again: are you a GREENIE OR NDPer????????


And there was Wernick pretty much admitting that LIE-berals had reminded Raybould of the thousands of jobs and thousands of votes for the LIE-beral party rode on how she chose to handle the CRIMINAL PROSECUTION of SNC Lavalin and that hardly sounds like the "oh no pressure from us" CRAP that Our idiot Boy was trying to pretend had happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The sense this disgusted tax payer is getting is that while Wilson-Raybould was still Justice Minister she had a sit down with the entire cabinet and got told: "look- the fate of the LIE-beral party is at risk- we desperately need as many votes as we can salvage in Quebec and that means making the Lavalin scandal FADE out of sight for the good of the party"!


"But hey- YOU ARE the Justice Minister and you know what is best for the party and you know what we need and you know the law and how best to handle this- so its all on you- but hey- we know you and trust you to do the right thing so NO PRESSURE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Loyalty to law versus loyalty to POLITICAL PARTY is on offer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And now she is out...................and the scandal RAGES ON- WITHOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wilson-Raybould has escaped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Scott Brison has escaped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gerald Butts has fled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LIE-berals TALK A LOT about justice and fair play and equity..................maybe we should BUY THEM a dictionary so they can more clearly understand the words they are mocking and the values they are SH+TTING ON??????????????????????????
 

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Spring Break tragedy: Woman dies after falling out car window, yelling ‘Bye, Miami!’
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March 20, 2019
Updated:
March 21, 2019 8:49 AM EDT
Mariah Michelle Logan. (Facebook)
A fun spring break trip turned into a tragedy for a young Chicago woman and her friends.
As RadarOnline.com has learned, Mariah Michelle Logan was celebrating the last moments of her Miami vacation when she was trampled by a car and killed.
The 23-year-old and her pals were driving to the Miami International Airport at around 4:43 a.m. on Sunday, when Logan rolled down the right rear passenger window to soak up the last few rays of Florida sunshine.
“Bye, Miami!” she yelled while “hanging out” of the car window. According to the Miami Herald those were her final words.
Somehow, Logan lost her balance and fell out the window. As she lay on the busy freeway, she was run over by a Range Rover. The man driving initially stopped when he felt the impact, but quickly sped off without leaving any information.
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Authorities are investigating Logan’s death as a traffic homicide and have yet to confirm if alcohol played a part in the freak accident.
After Logan’s death, her family and friends spoke about their grief, adding that they were still in disbelief over the horrific turn of events.
“I’m still grieving,” Logan’s friend Kenyatta Burch told the Miami Herald. “I lost my best friend, my sister. Blood cannot make us closer.”
Logan’s boyfriend of one year, Ray Olden, also said he was “devastated” by the young woman’s tragic passing.
“It’s not real yet,” he said. “There’s just silence in the air.”
The two had another trip planned in August and were already mapping out the next five years of their lives.
Logan was a mental health technician at the Ann Kiley Residential Center in Waukegan before her death.
“The way it happened, it’s not easy to accept a person going out like that. She was an angel,” Logan’s sister, Xylina Griffin, told ABC 7 Chicago. She said that at this point, the family is just trying to get her body back home.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/03/woman-falls-car-window-dies-miami-spring-break
http://miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article228084444.html
http://torontosun.com/news/world/sp...fter-falling-out-car-window-yelling-bye-miami
 

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DEATH CANYON: Fatal falls at Grand Canyon just latest in last 100 years
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April 13, 2019
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April 13, 2019 4:59 PM EDT
A tourist looks over the Grand Canyon at the Eagle Point site on the Hualapai Indian Reservation on March 27, 2019. (LARRY WONG/POSTMEDIA NETWORK)
PHOENIX — Two recent deaths in which men plummeted in the Grand Canyon follow dozens of apparently accidental fatal falls since the national park was established 100 years ago.
Michael Obritsch, of Santa Rosa, California, died April 3 after falling from the edge of the South Rim in Grand Canyon Village, near the Yavapai Geology Museum.
His body was found 400 feet (more than 122 metres) below the rim, according to park officials.
A tourist from Macau, China, fell to his death on March 28. The man was at least 50 years old, park officials said.
The man was trying to take a photo at Grand Canyon West’s Eagle Point — close to the Skywalk located on the Hualapai Reservation outside the park — when he stumbled and fell, The Arizona Republic reported earlier this week.
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The body of a Japanese tourist was found March 26 in a wooded area south of Grand Canyon Village, away from the rim.
All three deaths still were under investigation by the Investigative Services branch of the National Parks Service and the Coconino County Medical Examiner, according to park spokeswoman Vanessa Ceja-Cervantes.
No amount of signage, railings or even verbal warnings will be enough to end the falls, said Michael P. Ghiglieri, author of “Over the Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon.”
Sixty-four fatal falls have been recorded in the park’s history, Ghiglieri said. Forty-nine of the victims were male and 15 female. Many deaths involve someone going around a guardrail to get closer to the edge or accidentally driving off the rim.
This number does not include any death that was ruled a suicide.
Park officials currently don’t plan to add increased railing or signage in light of the string of deaths, Ceja-Cervantes said. Ample signage is already commonplace in highly travelled areas of the canyon.
Only one person fell to his death in the park in 2018. Andrey Privin of Illinois died in July after he climbed over the railing at Mather Point, a popular viewpoint at the South Rim. Some visitors said they saw Privin throw his backpack over the railing and onto an intended landing spot before jumping. He fell 500 feet (152 metres) to his death.
About 12 people die each year within the park, Ceja-Cervantes said. The deaths can be attributed to everything from accidental falls, to heat-related deaths and drownings during rafting trips on the Colorado River.
http://azcentral.com/story/news/loc...copter-crash-heat-exhaustion-falls/3425424002
http://torontosun.com/news/world/de...at-grand-canyon-just-latest-in-last-100-years
 

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Alabama man dies outside Chuck E. Cheese's when gun in diaper bag goes off
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April 16, 2019
Updated:
April 16, 2019 2:28 PM EDT
A sign for a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant is seen in this 2014 file photo. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images
VESTAVIA HILLS, Ala. — An Alabama man has died days after he was accidentally shot outside a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant when a gun discharged inside a baby’s diaper bag.
Al.com quotes the Jefferson County coroner’s office as saying Tuesday that 22-year-old Timothy Roshun Smith Jr. has died.
Police in the Birmingham suburb of Vestavia Hills say Smith was preparing to change his daughter’s diaper in a car outside the pizza restaurant Saturday when a gun stored in the diaper bag went off, hitting them both.
Police say the girl was shot in the leg and the man in the chest. The girl’s injuries weren’t considered life threatening.
Lt. Michael Keller says investigators believe the man was searching inside the diaper bag when he hit the weapon and it fired accidentally.
http://torontosun.com/news/world/al...uck-e-cheeses-when-gun-in-diaper-bag-goes-off
 

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Alabama man dies outside Chuck E. Cheese's when gun in diaper bag goes off
Associated Press
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April 16, 2019
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April 16, 2019 2:28 PM EDT
A sign for a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant is seen in this 2014 file photo. Justin Sullivan / Getty Images
VESTAVIA HILLS, Ala. — An Alabama man has died days after he was accidentally shot outside a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant when a gun discharged inside a baby’s diaper bag.
Al.com quotes the Jefferson County coroner’s office as saying Tuesday that 22-year-old Timothy Roshun Smith Jr. has died.
Police in the Birmingham suburb of Vestavia Hills say Smith was preparing to change his daughter’s diaper in a car outside the pizza restaurant Saturday when a gun stored in the diaper bag went off, hitting them both.
Police say the girl was shot in the leg and the man in the chest. The girl’s injuries weren’t considered life threatening.
Lt. Michael Keller says investigators believe the man was searching inside the diaper bag when he hit the weapon and it fired accidentally.
http://torontosun.com/news/world/al...uck-e-cheeses-when-gun-in-diaper-bag-goes-off


Alas, he failed the I.Q. test of life.


He was "free", though.