Gun Control is Completely Useless.

Tecumsehsbones

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The link between gun ownership and sagging testosterone levels needs further examination.

I've always said that people who want to buy guns should be lined up at a table with the guns on it, and told "Put your right hand on the gun and your left hand on your dick." Anybody who gets it wrong either doesn't know right from left, or doesn't know their gun from their dick. Neither should be allowed to own guns.
 

Curious Cdn

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I've always said that people who want to buy guns should be lined up at a table with the guns on it, and told "Put your right hand on the gun and your left hand on your dick." Anybody who gets it wrong either doesn't know right from left, or doesn't know their gun from their dick. Neither should be allowed to own guns.

That'll knock about 80% out of the running.

They should be banned from buying ladders, for that matter.
 

Curious Cdn

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Sure. Then only crooks will have ladders.

Montreal adopts motion calling for ban on private ownership of handguns, assault weapons | CBC News

Montreal city council votes to ban all handguns and assault weapons in Canada.

Didn't Toronto just vote to ban handguns too.

So together Montreal and Toronto account for how many people? 8 million?

That's more Canadians than Alberta/Sask/Manitoba combined.

Yeah but they're the manliest of manly men out in Alberta and they need their guns for cultural reasons, lest they appear weak, like urbanites.
 

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Whether designed or not doesn't make you any less dead!

Home swimming pools are not a necessary item.....in case you say that cars are necessary....



https://www.edgarsnyder.com/swimming-pool/swimming-pool-statistics.html

Well maybe not for you rich retirees tha can afford both the time and money to go south for the months that have an R in them. For us poor working stiffs a heated indoor pool is essential.

Absolutely. Only trained, licensed professionals should have access to ladders. Those things are dangerous!

Indeed. Ladders are so dangerous that they are banned from our worksite. At Diavek a sparkle managed to poke himself in the eye with a screwdriver and the answer to that was to Dan screwdrivers on site. True story. The anti gun nuts have the same mentality.

Sure. Then only crooks will have ladders.

Montreal adopts motion calling for ban on private ownership of handguns, assault weapons | CBC News

Montreal city council votes to ban all handguns and assault weapons in Canada.

Didn't Toronto just vote to ban handguns too.

So together Montreal and Toronto account for how many people? 8 million?

That's more Canadians than Alberta/Sask/Manitoba combined.

Hard to believe there are more people as stupid as you running lose in this country.

Yeah but they're the manliest of manly men out in Alberta and they need their guns for cultural reasons, lest they appear weak, like urbanites.

You take some of hoid' stupid pills again?
 

Curious Cdn

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Well maybe not for you rich retirees tha can afford both the time and money to go south for the months that have an R in them. For us poor working stiffs a heated indoor pool is essential.



Indeed. Ladders are so dangerous that they are banned from our worksite. At Diavek a sparkle managed to poke himself in the eye with a screwdriver and the answer to that was to Dan screwdrivers on site. True story.
You work at a Fisher-Price Activity Center?
 

spilledthebeer

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You work at a Fisher-Price Activity Center?




Poor stupid LIE-berals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They just do not get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WE VOLUNTEER to get into our cars and drive- knowing that somebody might bump into us and do damage!!!!!!!!


But we manage the odds and drive safely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My old Aunt hated cars and was terrified of them- so she walked or took buses!!!


The point here is that we CHOOSE when we get into a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But with guns and Muslim terrorists- LIE-BERALS FORCE THE CHOICE ON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And then LIE-berals call us racists for complaining about THEIR CHOICES!!!!!!!!



My father drove 40 years without a single accident- he simply drove carefully and quietly!!!!!!!!!!!


My ex- wife had 3 SERIOUS car crashes in 3 years- due to boredom and inattention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The people shot on The DANFORTH COULD NOT MANAGE THE ODDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They were minding their own business when they were attacked by a clown who LIE-berals encouraged to come to Canada even though our country is filled with infidels that Muslims love to HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And the clown used a gun smuggled in from another country- across our borders that LIE-berals consider it is too much trouble to bother policing carefully!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor stupid LIE-berals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They just do not get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WE VOLUNTEER to get into our cars and drive- knowing that somebody might bump into us and do damage!!!!!!!!


But we manage the odds and drive safely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My old Aunt hated cars and was terrified of them- so she walked or took buses!!!


The point here is that we CHOOSE when we get into a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But with guns and Muslim terrorists- LIE-BERALS FORCE THE CHOICE ON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And then LIE-berals call us racists for complaining about THEIR CHOICES!!!!!!!!



My father drove 40 years without a single accident- he simply drove carefully and quietly!!!!!!!!!!!


My ex- wife had 3 SERIOUS car crashes in 3 years- due to boredom and inattention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The people shot on The DANFORTH COULD NOT MANAGE THE ODDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They were minding their own business when they were attacked by a clown who LIE-berals encouraged to come to Canada even though our country is filled with infidels that Muslims love to HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And the clown used a gun smuggled in from another country- across our borders that LIE-berals consider it is too much trouble to bother policing carefully!!!!!!!!!!!


Further- suggesting that swimming pools should somehow be compared to gun issues is utter madness!!!!!!!!!!!


Swimming pools do not chase people and attack them as guns do!!!!!!!!!!


We VOLUNTEER TO GET INTO A SWIMMING POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WE DO NOT VOLUNTEER TO BE SHOT BY A RADICAL MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Actually, gun powder was originally designed as an elixer of life by the chinese. And the first firearms were tools designed to protect the operator from fireworks.
 

Curious Cdn

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Actually, gun powder was originally designed as an elixer of life by the chinese. And the first firearms were tools designed to protect the operator from fireworks.

Ladders used to be used as tools to reach high places, not as engines of murder and mayhem.
Swimming pools started out as man-made swimming ponds, not as the centers of death camps, as they are now.
 

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Ladders used to be used as tools to reach high places, not as engines of murder and mayhem.
Swimming pools started out as man-made swimming ponds, not as the centers of death camps, as they are now.

guns are still used to put nourishing food on the family table. we even say a prayer of thanks and good will before partaking of it.
 

Curious Cdn

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guns are still used to put nourishing food on the family table. we even say a prayer of thanks and good will before partaking of it.

Yes and they're not nearly as deadly as Bubonic Plague, although Smith and Wesson revolver deaths run at about the same rate as Anthrax.
 

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...and state controlled brain cell death apparently.
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Democide, especially that practiced by your trumphating globalist nazi communist type dictatorial governments is the leading killer of the de-gunned man.
https://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/MURDER.HTM

The link between gun ownership and sagging testosterone levels needs further examination.

Yeah, you would think you limpies ought to be good at the quick draw with a gun too.
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But, sadly noe...

No sense having a gun if it just goes off in your pants!
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Probably be darwination for you if the other guy lasts a little longer...like to, or past the aiming stage.
 

spilledthebeer

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...and state controlled brain cell death apparently.
:)
Democide, especially that practiced by your trumphating globalist nazi communist type dictatorial governments is the leading killer of the de-gunned man.
https://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/MURDER.HTM



Yeah, you would think you limpies ought to be good at the quick draw with a gun too.
OO
But, sadly noe...

No sense having a gun if it just goes off in your pants!
:)
Probably be darwination for you if the other guy lasts a little longer...like to, or past the aiming stage.


WE have bigger fish to fry and shameless LIE-beral;s are trying to distract us from national security issues such as this:



Here is an article illustrating exactly why Trump is right to bully his NATO allies to spend more on defense! With some comments of my own in brackets):

China says US warship 'violated' its sovereignty 2/56. AFP. Jan 20 .2018

Beijing on Saturday said it had dispatched a warship to drive away a US missile destroyer which had "violated" its sovereignty by sailing close to a shoal in the disputed South China Sea.

The USS Hopper sailed within 12 nautical miles of Huangyan Island on the night of January 17 without alerting Beijing, the foreign ministry said, referring to the shoal by its Chinese name.

Also known as Scarborough Shoal, the ring of reefs lies about 230 kilometres (140 miles) from the Philippines in the South China Sea, where Beijing's claims are hotly contested by other nations.

(The Spratley Islands and a series of other small islands and rocky outcrops are being claimed by 5 nations- including Vietnam, Malaysia, Philippines and Indonesia- along with China. As the Chinese have the largest military of the five and are nuclear armed as well, they have grabbing up the Spratley Islands and fortified them and built an air base- in spite of the usual ineffective protests and negotiations from the U.N. The ONLY thing preventing China from grabbing ALL islands in the disputed region is United States Navy!)

(Cdns should view this island grabbing by China as ominous- since it was about 5 years ago that China launched its first class one ice breaker- capable of travelling to North Pole and back unaided! As the Chinese admiral commanding it commented- China has 20 percent of the worlds population and is entitled to 20 percent of its resources! China is openly looking to grab resources and yet it does not have a single metre of Arctic coast line so where will they run the ice breaker? Maybe northern Cdn residents should be learning to speak Mandarin just in case?)

The US vessel "violated China's sovereignty and security interests", and put the safety of nearby Chinese vessels "under grave threat", foreign ministry spokesman Lu Kang said.

(IN other words the presence of a Yankee ship in what is supposed to be international waters has pissed off the Chinese! As for the “grave threat” all these ships DO carry radar!)

China's defence ministry said in a separate statement that a Chinese frigate "immediately took actions to identify and verify the US ship and drove it away by warning" it.

The USS Hopper recently entered the US Navy's 7th Fleet area of operations, where the ship is on an "independent deployment", according to a statement released earlier this month on the Navy's website.

Its mission in Asia involves "security cooperation, building partner capacity, and performing routine operations within the area".

(In other words it might just be helping other nations in the area thumb their noses just a bit at overly aggressive and hostile China?)

News of the encounter follows Friday's release of a new US national defence strategy that says America is facing "growing threats" from China and Russia.

China is a "strategic competitor using predatory economics to intimidate its neighbors while militarizing features in the South China Sea", the document says.

China's defence ministry dismissed those claims on Saturday, saying "the situation in the South China Sea has steadily stabilised," in comments attributed to spokesman Wu Qian.

(There is no question about the predatory behaviour of resource hungry China- they stand convicted of fueling the genocidal war in South Sudan by arming various rebel factions! And we may ask if they are also covertly aiding rebel groups in natural gas rich Algeria and neighboring states such as Morocco and Mali- where Cdn troops just arrived to join the worlds most dangerous “peace mission”! But Cdn involvement will be limited to several Cdn helicopters hauling out wounded and dying UN troops.)

But it added, "the United States has repeatedly sent warships illegally into the adjacent waters of the South China Sea islands and reefs."

Beijing asserts sovereignty over almost all of the resource-rich South China Sea despite rival claims from Southeast Asian neighbours and has rapidly built reefs into artificial islands capable of hosting military planes.

China seized Scarborough Shoal in 2012 after a brief stand-off with the Philippine navy. The shoal is also claimed by Taiwan.

(Oh dear- Taiwan- now it’s a 5th nation being bullied by China! But communist China does not count Taiwan as a nation -it is only a rebel province -so Beijing says- so MORE Chinese bullying- this time of its own relations who choose NOT to be Commies!)

(And Taiwanese would probably not wish to be citizens under any of the Trudeau clan either! After all, it was Pierre Trudeau who wrote in his book “Two Innocents in Red China” -of what Pierre referred to “as the genius of Chairman Mao in rushing 30 million Chinese to the gallows” during the Great Leap Forward/communist blood bath! Nobody familiar with the horrors of communism would ever trust a Trudeau! Sadly, Cdn democracy is much safer with wild man Trump on guard than with a craven silver spoon socialist like Our idiot Boy Justin on watch!)
 

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you are a real piece of shit to imply that a hunter has anything to do with the death of humans.

You are a real piece of shit to imply that gun deaths are done thing "natural" and "normal" like cancer deaths and heart attacks. What an offensive idea.
 

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You are a real piece of shit to imply that gun deaths are done thing "natural" and "normal" like cancer deaths and heart attacks. What an offensive idea.

clearly your reading comprehension is impaired or you are a real piece of shit for making such a flawed and decietful post.

Gun deaths are well below cancer deaths and heart attacks. The only thing that is offensive is your refusal to admit that it would be a good thing if cancer and heart attacks were to be reduced to 1.6 deaths per 100k.

oh and btw, I am still a hunter and still not a murderer, you low life piece of shit.
 

Curious Cdn

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clearly your reading comprehension is impaired or you are a real piece of shit for making such a flawed and decietful post.

Gun deaths are well below cancer deaths and heart attacks. The only thing that is offensive is your refusal to admit that it would be a good thing if cancer and heart attacks were to be reduced to 1.6 deaths per 100k.

oh and btw, I am still a hunter and still not a murderer, you low life piece of shit.

Gun deaths should be zero. If the efforts of people like you to arm the populace leads to more deaths, you are a sort of murderer.