I didn't realize you were a jet setter there Walter. I mistook you more for the Mr. Magoo type of 'older chap' who is lucky to get home without having to ask for direction more than 2 days in a row. Might also explain why you have an abnormal passion of things to do with US Presidents than any other Canadian from any age group.
As a Canadian I usually promote seeing Canada before you are off to 'a better place' that is void of anything Canadian.
Inspired of the plate in his head causes problems at the metal detector?