Curling Chat

Cannuck

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Made it to the A final. Got 3 hours of beer and tequila shots before the final. Let's separate the men from the boys.
 

Kreskin

Doctor of Thinkology
Feb 23, 2006
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Danger of curling and beer is losing control of your slider foot and splitting your head on the ice.
 

Cannuck

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Ahhh, all those shots to the head ...



Now I get it!

Nope, I was a defensemen. I laid out the punishment. The defining moment of my career was knocking out Brett Hull. I think even his teammates were secretly cheering. What an a$$hole he was.

Anyways...I'm pretty drunk. Gotta buy the other team some tequila
 

Curious Cdn

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Feb 22, 2015
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Curling is about the booze. I can't see it being entertaining as a kid



Nope. Never made it. Hands of stone

I was one of those tall geeks that little defensemen like you make to go a55 over teakettle.

I didn't go far.
 

Hoof Hearted

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I thought Curling was invented so washed-up fat guys can drink and get away from their wives for a few hours a day.
 

Cannuck

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I was one of those tall geeks that little defensemen like you make to go a55 over teakettle.

I didn't go far.

I might have made it in today's game because I was always the fastest guy on the ice. Back in the late 70"s the were looking for size

I thought Curling was invented so washed-up fat guys can drink and get away from their wives for a few hours a day.

Possibly but 3/4 of the guys here are under 30. Now it's dominated by farmers
 

Curious Cdn

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I might have made it in today's game because I was always the fastest guy on the ice. Back in the late 70"s the were looking for size



Possibly but 3/4 of the guys here are under 30

The Pocket Rocket .. now, he was fast!