Han dies

Locutus

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that's right...





Han Solo dies in the end of the new Star Wars movie.

He is killed by Kylo Ren who is actually Ben Solo, Han and Leia's son.

Finn is not a Force sensitive. He gets to wield a lightsaber, but it's a misdirection. Rey is the real new Jedi, and she kicks Ben's ***. She is as powerful in the end of the movie as Luke was in the end of the first trilogy.

Luke is almost not in the movie. He doesn't say or do anything. He is on screen for several seconds.




 

AnnaG

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Hold the fukking phone! Darth Vadar is Luke's FATHER!!??!!??!!

8O
Where have you been? I thought everyone knew. haha
Luke n Laia are related, too.
There was also a secret tryst between Jabba and Yoda's main squeeze and C3PO had a fling with a toaster oven.