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June 8th, 2008, 09:55 AM
There has been much fun in the British press and TV recently over the BBC's headline "Great Tits cope well with Global Warming."
The British love sexual double entendres (look at the Carry On movies), even if it's unintentional.
However, I wish the BBC would quit going on about global warming.
Judging by our cold and rainy summer so far this year, it has been a cold and rainy global warming - although it is hot and sunny now, though that should be NORMAL in summer.
And scientists have said that the Earth's global temperatures haven't risen since 1998, and average global temperatures this year will be lower than last year.
There has been much fun in the British press and TV recently over the BBC's headline "Great Tits cope well with Global Warming."
The British love sexual double entendres (look at the Carry On movies), even if it's unintentional.
However, I wish the BBC would quit going on about global warming.
Judging by our cold and rainy summer so far this year, it has been a cold and rainy global warming - although it is hot and sunny now, though that should be NORMAL in summer.
And scientists have said that the Earth's global temperatures haven't risen since 1998, and average global temperatures this year will be lower than last year.
June 8th, 2008, 12:57 PM
Quoting #juan
You're not into nipples bigger than your head? Really?
There was an old joke about the difference between excess and surplus. Excess was what you couldn't get into your mouth ans surplus was the other one. Those great, blue-veined monsters, take the word excess to a whole new level.
June 8th, 2008, 12:59 PM
Those particular breasts are created by inserting irritating material into the breast tissue, making it inflame and swell. They're fluid filled sacs of inflammation.... I doubt it would be buoyant. It's revolting to consider the fact that those will keep growing.
Quoting Dexter Sinister
Those would not float.
Yeah, great floaters maybe, but that (or those) is just not attractive to me. Imagine carrying on with that woman, she makes a sudden movement, you get whacked upside the head with a giant hooter, and you're out cold for 20 minutes.... no thanks.
Those particular breasts are created by inserting irritating material into the breast tissue, making it inflame and swell. They're fluid filled sacs of inflammation.... I doubt it would be buoyant. It's revolting to consider the fact that those will keep growing.
Bigger is not necessarily better and indeed can make me go "YUCK!!!"
Dark Overlord
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June 8th, 2008, 01:40 PM
I wonder. Would they get so big they would pop like a balloon with too much air in it? Also, what would happen if she got pregnant? Would that affect the process at all?
Quoting #juan
I don't think there's any silicone involved. The process that is used doesn't use any. Her breasts will continue to get bigger and bigger on their own.
Hell, the two of those things probably outweigh some people. Would you say there was some(a lot of) silicon involved?....
I wonder. Would they get so big they would pop like a balloon with too much air in it? Also, what would happen if she got pregnant? Would that affect the process at all?
Dark Overlord
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June 8th, 2008, 02:22 PM
Quoting Kreskin
Just tell her they were just flesh-coloured balloons that the woman was holding in front of her chest.
My mother in law walked into the room and instantly noticed my computer screen precisely as I was scrolling down to the unbeknownst pictures of the fine young lady with giant balloons. Kind of awkward.
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July 27th, 2008, 05:19 PM
Great Tits are great in a lot of ways.
A little over a week ago we had four or five of those naked lil grubs in one of our birdhouses. As of yesterday the were flying. For a while they would sit on top of the birdhouse but now they are gone. Short childhood..........
Great Tits are great in a lot of ways.
A little over a week ago we had four or five of those naked lil grubs in one of our birdhouses. As of yesterday the were flying. For a while they would sit on top of the birdhouse but now they are gone. Short childhood..........
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July 27th, 2008, 07:30 PM
Quoting Kreskin
Mother in law --thread Great tits---- Unbeknownst? Awkward moment. Could be an interesting story here eh.
My mother in law walked into the room and instantly noticed my computer screen precisely as I was scrolling down to the unbeknownst pictures of the fine young lady with giant balloons. Kind of awkward.
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July 27th, 2008, 08:17 PM
Nope; probably a few married men though..............
BTW............"find THOSE appealing", ok?..........Jeebus!!
Quoting Zan
oh sweet Jezeus.
C'mon - is there a single man out there that would find that appealing?
C'mon - is there a single man out there that would find that appealing?
Nope; probably a few married men though..............
BTW............"find THOSE appealing", ok?..........Jeebus!!
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July 29th, 2008, 08:05 PM
(And yes, I was expecting a scientific thread connecting climate to cleavage but those pics gopher posted made me momentarily gay--as in 'homosexual', not 'happy' for ye old English folks.)
Quoting Dexter Sinister
Great tits, bum a fag... what is it with the English anyway!?
Didn't fool me for a second, because I have several English relatives and I happened to know that tit is the common word for what we call sparrows around here.
(And yes, I was expecting a scientific thread connecting climate to cleavage but those pics gopher posted made me momentarily gay--as in 'homosexual', not 'happy' for ye old English folks.)
Quoting #juan
Yeah? Well I've got a family of them in a gap under my eaves trough. It's been months and the little beaked 'tards still haven't learned how to fly (and I'm waiting for them to leave so I can replace that damaged section already). I do find a little pink corpse on the ground under the nest every so often, which I then bury ceremoniously, so at least they're trying. Good thing they cope well with global warming because at the rate they kamikaze themselves learning to fly, it's a wonder they're not extinct.
Great Tits are great in a lot of ways.
A little over a week ago we had four or five of those naked lil grubs in one of our birdhouses. As of yesterday the were flying. For a while they would sit on top of the birdhouse but now they are gone. Short childhood..........
A little over a week ago we had four or five of those naked lil grubs in one of our birdhouses. As of yesterday the were flying. For a while they would sit on top of the birdhouse but now they are gone. Short childhood..........
