Florida plastic surgeon mangles *****: Cops

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Florida plastic surgeon mangles *****: Cops
By Brad Hunter, 24 Hours
First posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2016 12:33 PM EDT | Updated: Tuesday, October 25, 2016 03:41 PM EDT
One of Florida’s most incompetent -- or unlucky -- plastic surgeons is going on trial for what prosecutors called the “butchery of a human being” after he mangled a patient’s *****.
Dr. Mark Schreiber has pleaded not guilty to the wiener whacking at an illegal clinic outside Miami.
According to the Miami Herald, Schreiber has been linked to a litany of botched high-profile operations -- and at least two patient deaths.
“He has no business practising medicine and touching another human being,” prosecutor Warren Eth told the Herald. “This man epitomizes the danger to the community. He is a flight risk.”
Schreiber -- banned at the time -- is accused of botching a “***** filler” operation at an illegal Miami clinic. He was paid $1,000.
Cops say that when the *****-procuring patient regained consciousness he was horrified to discover his bandages were “blood-soaked”.
His ***** was “mutilated,” the Herald said.
The wounded warrior sent text-message photos of his mangled genitals to the dopey doctor.
“At that point, rather than referring that gentleman to a hospital … he recommends to take two popsicle sticks and tie his ***** together and wait for swelling to go down,” Eth said.
In another ***** cock-up, 51-year-old Daniel Parish died in 1998 after he had the operation. Schreiber was placed on probation in that incident.
He is facing up to 15 years in prison if convicted. Schreiber earlier served two years in prison for the same charge: practicing medicine without a license.
Dr. Mark Schreiber

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/25/florida-plastic-surgeon-mangles-*****-cops