Your next steak my be made from human excrement.

[Cliffy]

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces | Digital Trends

 

[spaminator]

:shock:

 

[Cliffy]

:shock:

The future looks brighter. Move over Big Mac, The Big Poop is coming to town.

 

[SLM]

I want to go on the record as declaring this to be a very sh1tty idea.

 

[Sal]

Glad I've been gradually moving more and more to a plant based diet...I can't say I will remain a steak/prime rib fan when it reaches that point.

 

[Kreskin]

Most fast food joints already use this technology.

 

[BaalsTears]

There's nothing wrong with a sh*t sandwich. Just remember, the more bread you've got, the less sh*t you will have to eat.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Make sure your steakhouse advertises 100% Grade A Beef. They can't serve sh-it and label it as beef.

 

[petros]

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage

Just like the burger, that line is full of sh-t.
There aren't and won't be food shortages.

 

[SLM]

Just like the burger, that line is full of sh-t.
There aren't and won't be food shortages.

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[petros]

It must be. 7,000,000 head of Canadian cattle have been "retired" post the last BSE scare. That is almost a 1\4 side of beef for every Canadian and yet there is still more than enough beef to not eat sh-t burgers.

 

[mentalfloss]

Is this bull****?

 

[petros]

Is this bull****?

Human.

 

[Cliffy]

Is this bull****?

No, human sh!t. Hey, I found it on faceplant so it must be true.

 

[JLM]

I know one thing for sure- human excrement will be made from my next steak!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I know one thing for sure- human excrement will be made from my next steak!

That is called recycling. Sh-it goes in, sh-it comes out. And now visa versa.

 

[petros]

I'll stick with beef fed on alfalfa and fermented grain from ethanol production.

Good stuff and far less cow farts.

 

[B00Mer]

:shock:

Pass the Ketchup... lots, and lots of Ketchup. :lol:

LOL Turd Burger.