You could have written this article your own self

Locutus

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I'm sure there's some grant money or at least long tedious research hours and all that drama, but really Ed, you didn't already know? :lol:

The Worst Places To Get Stung By A Bee:

protip: The p e n i s ( and surrounding p e n i s area ) is always the worst place to be stung, bit, scratched or otherwise abraded.