Mark Twain

I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

"First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards"
...Mark Twain

"First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards"
...Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.--

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

Many say the bible has no verses against polygamy, but note that "A man may not serve two masters"