philosophical question?

peapod
#1
Hey that geek forum has some pretty good topics some different stuff over there. How about we try this one I saw over there...Here is the question..........

If you were the opposite sex for one hour, what would you do?

Myself I would try and get in a masonic meeting...those guys are up to something....whats the big secret? are there any women in that group? how come when I catch somebody talking about them...everybody clams up! I wanna know..
 
Isengard
#2
I would play with myself for an hour to learn the secrets of the woman body!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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#3
To be a member of the opposite sex for an hour? Hmm, so many women, so little time?
 
peapod
#4
sick bastard! you still would not learn anything. :P
 
Isengard
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Isengard
#6
At least I would enjoy learning nothing
 
peapod
#7
Actually Haggis's plan sound alot better How about you galaniomama? I am gonna be sorry........
 
Isengard
#8
For you it might sound a lot better, but for me it wouldn't be any different from the 23 other hours Except that I would be a lesbian
 
peapod
#9
quit bragging boy I hear those same kind of stories about fish and fishing ya...your busy alright just like me, thats why we are here all the time :P
 
LadyC
#10
I'd fill up the biggest water bottle I could find and then go for a long hike in the woods.
 
galianomama
#11
Hmmm, having the mind of a woman, but the body of a male, I would make decisions. Stuff that would cause the male population around me to turn around in disbelief that I could be so soulful, understanding and have a calm answer to questions. Every question presented to me would be dealt with in a calm, reasonable, rational answer. Scary.

Or, I could just sit down in the front of the TV, have a beer, watch the game, and scratch my balls. Equally scary.
 
peapod
#12
keep rowing!!!!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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#13
I'd want some snow, too. Gotta have snow if you're a guy, so that you can write your name in it. Hey, that would take a whole lot of beer to spell 'Haggis McBagpipe'.

I'd also want to get good and fat (in one hour?) so that I could stand on the street corner scratching my belly and commenting about the size 4 woman walking past, "Man, her ass is too big."
 
peapod
#14
There are alot of hard letters there to slice in the snow, you would have to kind squizzle .....I have no idea what that means....what is in this tea?
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

There are alot of hard letters there to slice in the snow, you would have to kind squizzle .....I have no idea what that means....what is in this tea?

Hey, I could sqiuzzle with the best of 'em. Oh, if only I had a squizzler. 8-)
 
galianomama
#16
Quote:

Oh, if only I had a squizzler

Wasn't that a line from the film with Judy Garland, and the red shoes, and the lion, and the tin man?????

The Wizard of Squizzler!
 
peapod
#17
Oh..so I am ok than, squizzle is really a word? I thought I just made it up! What else would you do? I would like to be my brothers buddy for one hour, so I could see if anything really goes on in his mind.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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#18
Sure, and it was the straw man, I think, who only wanted a brain... a squizzler'd be more fun, though. Who needs a brain if you have a squizzler?
 
galianomama
#19
Quote:

I would like to be my brothers buddy for one hour, so I could see if anything really goes on in his mind.

that would be a total waste of time!

you might have better luck in his penis!
 
peapod
#20
What the hell are you talking about galaniomama? Now why the hell would I want to be my brothers penis, its distrubing how your mind works I am sure Freud would have something to say about your thoughts and my brother...you better not be insinuating that I suffer from penis envey
 
galianomama
#21
nooo, i only thought his 'brain' was his penis!!!
 
Isengard
#22
Damn, I was thinking, I could I know a woman in only 1 hour when mankind didn't even understand her yet after all those million years?? So naive of me!
 
peapod
#23
Yes! you are on your way....you have admitted defeat, this is the first step. Defeat in the face of power much greater than yourself...stay humble...and you might get busy a few hours out of the day
 
fubbleskag
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#24
i wouldn't do it. what happens if an hour as a woman is enough for some deep party of my psyche to realize that it's right, too right. then when i switch back i'll have to go through expensive surgery, hormone treatment, my friends & family would never understand. so much hassle.

 
peapod
#25
How about being your avatar for an hour lots of men are good at playing and acting like him
 

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