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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Ottawa and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Lost In Space with me. So anyway, we kinda got bored I guess. And then we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her...well, you know. So what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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