Imperturbability Found
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Location: Underground Parking Level Four
Location: Underground Parking Level Four
June 13th, 2008, 02:25 PM
....Yo, Prax,
This one is gender specific!
A man lives on the 16th floor of a high rise, all glass apartment building and notices over two or three nights a group of three women (who also live on the 16th floor) in the apartment building opposite his.
This complex is also all glass and the blinds are never closed.
On the fourth night and for every night after these women are parading in the nude and this does not go unnoticed by the guy or his friend Mr. Johnson.
The guy cannot take this any more and decides to visit the womens' apartment. Before going he gets all spifted up and uses his `secret body splash`.
He arrives at the apartment door of the women, with a large bottle of white wine in his hand, knocks on the door and is greeted by one of the women, who is completely nude and is cordially invited in.
One of the other women opens the wine and serves it. The guy finds out that the women are all in college and sharing expenses as well as being members of a nudist club.
The third of the women refills their glasses and asks the guy if he would like some one-on-one with each of them.
For all that his eyes are seeing and the offer that has just been made, he finds that Mr. Johnson has decided to take the day off.
IMO: Perhaps too much activity in the days preceding this one.
....Yo, Prax,
This one is gender specific!
A man lives on the 16th floor of a high rise, all glass apartment building and notices over two or three nights a group of three women (who also live on the 16th floor) in the apartment building opposite his.
This complex is also all glass and the blinds are never closed.
On the fourth night and for every night after these women are parading in the nude and this does not go unnoticed by the guy or his friend Mr. Johnson.
The guy cannot take this any more and decides to visit the womens' apartment. Before going he gets all spifted up and uses his `secret body splash`.
He arrives at the apartment door of the women, with a large bottle of white wine in his hand, knocks on the door and is greeted by one of the women, who is completely nude and is cordially invited in.
One of the other women opens the wine and serves it. The guy finds out that the women are all in college and sharing expenses as well as being members of a nudist club.
The third of the women refills their glasses and asks the guy if he would like some one-on-one with each of them.
For all that his eyes are seeing and the offer that has just been made, he finds that Mr. Johnson has decided to take the day off.
IMO: Perhaps too much activity in the days preceding this one.
June 13th, 2008, 02:29 PM
Doesn't seem like much of a conundrum. It either works or it doesn't, not much a chap can do about that, aside from jump in an be helpful instead of needy.
Just a gal's view on it.
And, from a gal's view as well... it sounds like someone's been watching too many completely impractical pornos. lol.
Doesn't seem like much of a conundrum. It either works or it doesn't, not much a chap can do about that, aside from jump in an be helpful instead of needy.
Just a gal's view on it.
And, from a gal's view as well... it sounds like someone's been watching too many completely impractical pornos. lol.
Imperturbability Found
Posts: 1,540
Location: Underground Parking Level Four
Location: Underground Parking Level Four
June 13th, 2008, 02:57 PM
No story line. Terrible dialogue. Pathetic acting.
Regards,
scratch
Quoting karrie
Honestly, I haven't seen one in years. Actually they are quite boring.
Doesn't seem like much of a conundrum. It either works or it doesn't, not much a chap can do about that, aside from jump in an be helpful instead of needy.
Just a gal's view on it.
And, from a gal's view as well... it sounds like someone's been watching too many completely impractical pornos. lol.
Just a gal's view on it.
And, from a gal's view as well... it sounds like someone's been watching too many completely impractical pornos. lol.
No story line. Terrible dialogue. Pathetic acting.
Regards,
scratch
The Angry Beaver
Posts: 3,631 
Location: Atlantic Canada
Location: Atlantic Canada
June 13th, 2008, 03:02 PM
But then again, you claim they let him in *shrugs* go along with the flow of the story I suppose, lol.
ok ok... moving on still....
Then again, if the idiot didn't try and run over with a bottle of wine and have all these high expectations, he wouldn't have dudded himself in the first place..... sometimes over thinking a sexual situation and having high expectations will screw the whole thing up.
Quoting scratch
Gotta stop right there..... Just because some girls are screwing around in their apartments naked and with the curtains all opened, etc... is not an invitation to pop over.... if it was, then I imagine they'd be having one crowded party very soon. ....Yo, Prax,
This one is gender specific!
A man lives on the 16th floor of a high rise, all glass apartment building and notices over two or three nights a group of three women (who also live on the 16th floor) in the apartment building opposite his.
This complex is also all glass and the blinds are never closed.
On the fourth night and for every night after these women are parading in the nude and this does not go unnoticed by the guy or his friend Mr. Johnson.
The guy cannot take this any more and decides to visit the womens' apartment.
This one is gender specific!
A man lives on the 16th floor of a high rise, all glass apartment building and notices over two or three nights a group of three women (who also live on the 16th floor) in the apartment building opposite his.
This complex is also all glass and the blinds are never closed.
On the fourth night and for every night after these women are parading in the nude and this does not go unnoticed by the guy or his friend Mr. Johnson.
The guy cannot take this any more and decides to visit the womens' apartment.
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Geez, I must be completely out of touch or something, because just walking up with a bottle of wine expecting to just be invited in and to join the club..... seems a tad forward.... and perhaps a little full of one's self. going he gets all spifted up and uses his `secret body splash`.
He arrives at the apartment door of the women, with a large bottle of white wine in his hand, knocks on the door and is greeted by one of the women, who is completely nude and is cordially invited in.
He arrives at the apartment door of the women, with a large bottle of white wine in his hand, knocks on the door and is greeted by one of the women, who is completely nude and is cordially invited in.
But then again, you claim they let him in *shrugs* go along with the flow of the story I suppose, lol.
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*smacks head* of course! Cuz they're everywhere these days One of the other women opens the wine and serves it. The guy finds out that the women are all in college and sharing expenses as well as being members of a nudist club.
ok ok... moving on still....Quote:
Seriously, whtf are these people in real life? The third of the women refills their glasses and asks the guy if he would like some one-on-one with each of them.
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You mean his penis went limp like a boiled noodle? Never had that problem yet in my life, so I can't say I can explain what would be done in that situation. Usually when something similar to that occurs, one would just hop into foreplay/oral sex until things "Spruced Up." For all that his eyes are seeing and the offer that has just been made, he finds that Mr. Johnson has decided to take the day off.
Then again, if the idiot didn't try and run over with a bottle of wine and have all these high expectations, he wouldn't have dudded himself in the first place..... sometimes over thinking a sexual situation and having high expectations will screw the whole thing up.
The Angry Beaver
Posts: 3,631
Location: Atlantic Canada
Location: Atlantic Canada
June 13th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Quoting karrie
Now see, that's what was crossing my mind too, but I just could stick my finger in it.... er...... put my finger on it.
Doesn't seem like much of a conundrum. It either works or it doesn't, not much a chap can do about that, aside from jump in an be helpful instead of needy.
Just a gal's view on it.
And, from a gal's view as well... it sounds like someone's been watching too many completely impractical pornos. lol.
Just a gal's view on it.
And, from a gal's view as well... it sounds like someone's been watching too many completely impractical pornos. lol.
The Angry Beaver
Posts: 3,631
Location: Atlantic Canada
Location: Atlantic Canada
June 17th, 2008, 08:53 AM
Quoting eh1eh
Over thought? All that was just what popped in my head right away as I was typing..... if you really want me to over think it, just let me know and I'll give you guys another response
Boy you over thought that one Praxis. He just choked the chicken too many times that week. Although I agree he is a quiter, like karrie said, he should have made himself useful.
