Naughty Bits

July 14th, 2004, 03:07 PM

To be honest, I really just wanted to start a thread called 'naughty bits'. 8-)

So, are we puritanical about sex? Are we uncomfortable discussing it, do we find the biggest turn-on to be the 'naughty' factor? Do we blush at the word, do we primly cross our legs and move to another thread? Are sex discussions used more as an elaborate flirting mechanism in disguise?

C'mon. Tell me your naughty bits. 8-)

July 14th, 2004, 03:17 PM

Haggis, if I told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

I will NOT wear those fishnets.

PERIOD.

July 14th, 2004, 03:18 PM

Of course, that Zorro outfit is still on the table.

July 14th, 2004, 03:20 PM

But Research, you'd look so darn good in those fishnets. C'mon, stop being such a party-pooper. Besides, they look great with the whip and chains.

July 14th, 2004, 03:27 PM

Leather, leather. leather-- IS THAT ALL YOU THINK OF?

YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!!.....

July 14th, 2004, 03:31 PM

Hey, watch it or I'm gonna have to force you to obedience, you rebellious ****!

July 14th, 2004, 03:33 PM

Have you ever seen that show kink on the bravo channel...that would scare anybody into a life of celibacy. While surfing I happenstance on it once and while, the trailer park boys should pay these people a visit.

July 14th, 2004, 03:36 PM

Never mind Bravo-

EVER SEE JERRY SPRINGER???

"Im leaving my husband to be with my cousin who doesnt know that me and mom are strippers-- and I'm taking the babies!"

July 14th, 2004, 03:41 PM

Jerry Springer! talk about trailer park faux pas's. Who says you need a ferris wheel to go to a circus.

July 14th, 2004, 03:44 PM

That show is TRULY unbelievable.

Though the episode that featured "I was married to man who became a woman then wanted to be a man again so I slept with his brither and father and now I want his sister inlaw" was aclassic

July 14th, 2004, 03:47 PM

You do know that these people are paid to do this, people don't actually exist like that except in the deep south, but there is another state that comes to mind...oh never mind

July 14th, 2004, 03:48 PM

UBETCHA

July 14th, 2004, 03:54 PM

UBANGI?

July 14th, 2004, 04:10 PM

He probally would like to give it a good try...research and all

July 14th, 2004, 04:12 PM

EYEBANGI

As in, just looking

July 14th, 2004, 04:42 PM

Ya sure. Got some swamp water you want to sell me in florida.

July 14th, 2004, 04:56 PM

You buying?

July 14th, 2004, 04:59 PM

Only if clive owens is selling.