Advertising Jingles

July 9th, 2004, 11:20 AM

Okay, this is a thread designed to drive you mad, guaranteed to have your head spinning for days... and days... and days... as we reminisce about old addies after which the jingles will get jammed inside of your poor head.

Oh well.

Plop plop
Fizz fizz
Oh! What a relief it is

8-)

Does ANYbody remember this one?

Brusha brusha brusha
Witha new Ipana

July 9th, 2004, 02:18 PM

Alka Selter....


As in...

I CANT BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING......

July 9th, 2004, 02:19 PM

"Take it of......Take it ALL off...."


And the product is.....?

July 9th, 2004, 02:38 PM

Damn! I can't place it! I KNOW those words... ack, I can even hear the exact inflections, but damned if I can think of the product.

Then again, that's probably because...

If you dare wear short-shorts
Nair for short-shorts!

July 9th, 2004, 02:53 PM

Its from Gilette Foamy....shaving cream....

I must admit, i do not wear short shorts.

July 9th, 2004, 02:54 PM

I'd like to buy the world a home, and furnish it with love. Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves. I'd like to teach the world to sing (sing with me) in perfect harmony... I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company (it's the real thing!!).

July 9th, 2004, 03:01 PM

Uh-oh, I think my poor suffering brain just latched onto that blasted Coke tune. Id like to... no! stop! teach the world... NO! to sing.... aieeeeeee!

Ring around the collar!
Ring around the collar!
Those dirty rings.
You try soaking them,
You try scrubbing them,
But you still have...
Ring around the collar!
Ring around the collar!

July 9th, 2004, 03:34 PM


LOL...care for a bit of sugar with that?

July 9th, 2004, 03:57 PM

The evil clown song...I'm lovin' it.

Local jingle. Pauls Produce...where you don't have to dig for the good stuff.

Agh. I must go get my CCR CD right now before I become mired in jingles.

July 9th, 2004, 07:41 PM

"It's morning again, in America."

July 9th, 2004, 08:37 PM

C & H
C & H
Pure cane sugar
Pure cane sugar
From Hawaii
From Hawaii
Growin' in the sun
Growin' in the sun
Pure cane sugar
From Hawaii
Is the one!

July 9th, 2004, 09:38 PM

Damn, I have that stupid song in my head still...from hours ago!! "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Oh, how about the 99 luftballons song from the Telus Commercials...

I don't know the words, but I always manage to sing along.

July 10th, 2004, 11:40 AM

I finally learned the words to Oscar Myer Wiener song.

Im glad-- I can hum it and use my other newly aquired skill-- tying my shoes at the same time.

July 10th, 2004, 10:45 PM

Oh no. Not the Oscar Myer weiner song...that one will be in my head all night. Quick..quick, something else...oh no, it's too late..

I wish I were an oscar myer weiner....

*singing my way into insanity*

July 10th, 2004, 10:58 PM

"ive got a brand new pair of roller skates, youve got a brand new key...."

July 10th, 2004, 11:03 PM

Oh no. I don't know which one is worse, the oscar myer song, or that one...

July 10th, 2004, 11:09 PM

Duke, duke, duke, duke of earl, duke, duke...duke of earl duke duke duke of earl, duke duke...

July 18th, 2004, 07:51 PM

This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because... this is the song that never ends...it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because... this is the song that never ends...it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because... this is the song that never ends...it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because... this is the song that never ends......etc..etc...

Death to whomever wrote this song!