Penis theft panic hits city..

April 23rd, 2008, 07:40 PM

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.http://feeds.reuters.com/~a/reuters/...hNews?i=kSzHwD</img>
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April 23rd, 2008, 08:03 PM

OMG!!! Where did mine go!!??

Oh, wait... phew... I don't think I had one to begin with. I almost got swept away in the hysteria for a moment there.

April 23rd, 2008, 11:46 PM

What about people with small penis?
What happens to them....

April 24th, 2008, 07:56 AM

Oh, they become the Big Kahuna's of the area as they'd be considdered the one's with the big wangs now, while the one's who used to have big penises and knew how to use them now just have these giant clitorisesezesz between their legs......

..... Oh, And Bresticles, we can't forget the Bresticles.

April 24th, 2008, 08:09 AM

Steal a penis??? Boy now that's a good pickpocket..........