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September 19th, 2007, 11:46 AM
That's quite the apparatus this guy built...
I pity the fool who makes sex toys from Toilet Duck Bottles.
"and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind."
http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story...005940,00.html
Sex aid burglar escapes jail
A MAN who broke into his neighbour's home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail.
Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004.
He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage.
The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray.
Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.
The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom.
Lacey's defence barrister, Shaun Gordon, argued there was no proof his client had used the vacuum cleaner as a sex aid, but Judge Tony Rafter said it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning.
"I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' he said.
Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported.
During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick.
Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary.
He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle.
He later told police he had vague recollections of the offence, but said his memory was jumbled as he had been a heavy drug user at the time.
Mr Gordon told the court his client had since cleaned up his life and that he was now the father of a seven-month-old child.
He told the court his client had held down a good job at Kilcoy Pastoral Company for two years, and Judge Rafter agreed it would be counter-productive to send him to jail.
Judge Rafter sentenced him to 12 months' jail, which he ordered to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order.
I pity the fool who makes sex toys from Toilet Duck Bottles.
"and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind."
http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story...005940,00.html
Sex aid burglar escapes jail
A MAN who broke into his neighbour's home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail.
Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004.
He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage.
The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray.
Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.
The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom.
Lacey's defence barrister, Shaun Gordon, argued there was no proof his client had used the vacuum cleaner as a sex aid, but Judge Tony Rafter said it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning.
"I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' he said.
Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported.
During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick.
Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary.
He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle.
He later told police he had vague recollections of the offence, but said his memory was jumbled as he had been a heavy drug user at the time.
Mr Gordon told the court his client had since cleaned up his life and that he was now the father of a seven-month-old child.
He told the court his client had held down a good job at Kilcoy Pastoral Company for two years, and Judge Rafter agreed it would be counter-productive to send him to jail.
Judge Rafter sentenced him to 12 months' jail, which he ordered to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order.
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September 19th, 2007, 11:56 AM
gotta give the guy some credit for being original though.... who the hell uses a Toilet Duck Bottle to rock them selves! lmao
gotta give the guy some credit for being original though.... who the hell uses a Toilet Duck Bottle to rock them selves! lmao
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September 19th, 2007, 12:05 PM
I mean what the hell did the drug combo unlock in this guy....eeek
You gotta ask...what kind of toys did his parents give him?
Did he happen to peek in on his parents doing something
And ...and talk about pencil dick...have you seen the size of the nozzle on one of those things.....oh god....i just revealed i know how to use the contraption
I mean what the hell did the drug combo unlock in this guy....eeek
You gotta ask...what kind of toys did his parents give him?
Did he happen to peek in on his parents doing something
And ...and talk about pencil dick...have you seen the size of the nozzle on one of those things.....oh god....i just revealed i know how to use the contraption
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September 19th, 2007, 12:17 PM
Doc, an eel on a stick would work too.
Doc, an eel on a stick would work too.
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September 19th, 2007, 12:22 PM
I'm not worthy
I'm not worthy......
Durka is sex guru
I have no idea how to use the described toy!!!
Quoting DurkaDurka
I'm not worthy
Doc, an eel on a stick would work too.
I'm not worthy
I'm not worthy......
Durka is sex guru
I have no idea how to use the described toy!!!
Dark Overlord
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September 19th, 2007, 02:47 PM
Quoting karrie
Correction. His Masturbation Bag.
Aw, that poor guy.
I can't imagine having so little imagination that you'd need a BAG of toys.
I can't imagine having so little imagination that you'd need a BAG of toys.
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September 19th, 2007, 02:49 PM
I am going to build me a pleasure device from a Manequines head, cow liver and a bottle of febreeze.
I am going to build me a pleasure device from a Manequines head, cow liver and a bottle of febreeze.
Dark Overlord
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September 19th, 2007, 02:51 PM
A man, looking surprisingly like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, was found dead today. He was said by police to have been wearing a sheep mask and a large smile. He smelled quite putrid, though.
Quoting DurkaDurka
In the news today...
I am going to build me a pleasure device from a Manequines head, cow liver and a bottle of febreeze.
A man, looking surprisingly like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, was found dead today. He was said by police to have been wearing a sheep mask and a large smile. He smelled quite putrid, though.
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September 19th, 2007, 02:56 PM
Quoting shadowshiv
lmao. I love my sheep mask, I even wear it to work.
In the news today...
A man, looking surprisingly like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, was found dead today. He was said by police to have been wearing a sheep mask and a large smile. He smelled quite putrid, though.
A man, looking surprisingly like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, was found dead today. He was said by police to have been wearing a sheep mask and a large smile. He smelled quite putrid, though.
Dark Overlord
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September 19th, 2007, 02:57 PM
Quoting DurkaDurka
I imagine you would, especially if you looked like Ricky.
lmao. I love my sheep mask, I even wear it to work.
