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June 25th, 2007, 09:21 AM
This is a whole new category of weird... I hope the bike seeks rape counseling.
http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_...name_page.html
MAN ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Women 'caught man in act'
Exclusive by Billy Paterson
This is a whole new category of weird... I hope the bike seeks rape counseling.
http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_...name_page.html
MAN ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Women 'caught man in act'
Exclusive by Billy Paterson
A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.
Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.
Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr.
The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.
Stewart had been living in the Aberley House hostel from October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan, Ayrshire.
He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court.
Unemployed Stewart has now left Aberley House and is living in a flat in the centre of Ayr.
Asked about the claim he was simulating sex with the bike, he said: "You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that.
"It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish."
His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."
A spokeswoman for the Aberley House hostel for the homeless said: "We cannot comment because of client confidentiality."
Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.
Stewart has denied the accusation, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr.
The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.
Stewart had been living in the Aberley House hostel from October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan, Ayrshire.
He moved after a separate sex complaint to which he has pleaded not guilty at Ayr Sheriff Court.
Unemployed Stewart has now left Aberley House and is living in a flat in the centre of Ayr.
Asked about the claim he was simulating sex with the bike, he said: "You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that.
"It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish."
His solicitor Gerry Tierney said last night: "My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."
A spokeswoman for the Aberley House hostel for the homeless said: "We cannot comment because of client confidentiality."
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June 25th, 2007, 09:41 AM
What's illegal about it? Its strange but I don't see how this is illegal.
Didn't Trudeau say something like the government should stay out of the bedroom? What goes on between a man and his bike should be a private matter.
What's illegal about it? Its strange but I don't see how this is illegal.
Didn't Trudeau say something like the government should stay out of the bedroom? What goes on between a man and his bike should be a private matter.
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June 25th, 2007, 09:51 AM
A hostel probably isn't the best place to have relations with your bike.
Quoting IdRatherBeSkiing
haha, it ceased to be a private affair when the cleaners walked in though.
What goes on between a man and his bike should be a private matter.
A hostel probably isn't the best place to have relations with your bike.
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June 25th, 2007, 10:09 AM
Quoting DurkaDurka
So shouldn't they be charged with something? What are the rules at a hostel? I thought you got a room and it was yours. The moment the cleaners continued to watch is when they became willing participants in the fiasco.
haha, it ceased to be a private affair when the cleaners walked in though. A hostel probably isn't the best place to have relations with your bike.
A hostel probably isn't the best place to have relations with your bike.
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June 25th, 2007, 10:15 AM
Quoting IdRatherBeSkiing
I'm not too sure how Hostels work... never stayed in one. I guess he should have put the "Do not disturb" sign up.
So shouldn't they be charged with something? What are the rules at a hostel? I thought you got a room and it was yours. The moment the cleaners continued to watch is when they became willing participants in the fiasco.
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June 25th, 2007, 11:57 AM
Whole new meaning to the phrase,said in me best cockney accent"On yer bike!"
Whole new meaning to the phrase,said in me best cockney accent"On yer bike!"
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June 26th, 2007, 08:32 AM
Does this mean that extravagant gratuities are demanded now to ensure privacy and freedom from nefarious criminal charges?
Quoting IdRatherBeSkiing
First thing that jumped to mind was entering without permission. But this puts the whole "toys" issue on the stand. What else can you be charged with while having sex if someone can burst into the room and then make a claim of something they were the only witness' to?
So shouldn't they be charged with something? What are the rules at a hostel? I thought you got a room and it was yours. The moment the cleaners continued to watch is when they became willing participants in the fiasco.
Does this mean that extravagant gratuities are demanded now to ensure privacy and freedom from nefarious criminal charges?
