Why did the chicken cross the road?


LOUISVILLE, Ky. A Louisville man is facing criminal charges after, police said, he attempted to smuggle poultry out of a grocery store by concealing it in his shorts.

According to arrest records, Steven P. Malone was seen stuffing four pounds of chicken down the front of his shorts around 4 p.m. Sunday at a Valu Market on Mitscher Avenue.

Police said he was walking down the aisle with his shorts falling down past his knees.

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Cuz it was stuffed in some knobs, pants.