Afrikan country of Malawi considering banning flatuence

Persons breaking wind would be guilty of a misdemeanor. I don't know
what the punishment might be.

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I think if we gave these law makers a steady diet of pickled eggs, warm beer, and pork and beans,
it might make them a tad more understanding.
lone wolf
Cool.... A silent but deadly becomes a terrorist device.... That one's in the crapper.

Make'em wear baggy, tight-cuffed pants too....
Is there a possibility that some people following a strange diet in a far off country might have fatal flatuence if
the resulting gasses were introduced to someone from the other side of the world.....Just a thought.
People who fart on airliners should be banned from flying for a year.

Two years if it was onion soup.
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