Al Qaeda Doesn't Exist

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Yup! The sheeple have been fleeced. Nothing like a boogieman to stir up fear and fill the war mongers coffers.
Bin Laden is dead!
Long live Bin Laden!
 

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It is interesting how week after week, we hear of AQ's #2 or #3 man getting killed. If their leadership is all dead, how does this group function? Who is financing it? If the CIA knows who the leadership is and where they are located, how is it that everybody isn't rounded up? This whole sh_t has been very fishy to say the least.
 

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It is interesting how week after week, we hear of AQ's #2 or #3 man getting killed. If their leadership is all dead, how does this group function? Who is financing it? If the CIA knows who the leadership is and where they are located, how is it that everybody isn't rounded up? This whole sh_t has been very fishy to say the least.
The CIA is so good they had to kill the same guy twice. The al CIAda must be Jinn or something if they need to be killed twice.
 

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Yup, the Al Quaeda is so small a group that they can't find anyone to replace dead leaders. lmao
 

petros

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Yup, the Al Quaeda is so small a group that they can't find anyone to replace dead leaders. lmao
To run something so complex they would have to be geniuses. That really tosses a wrench into the instant replacements from within ranks idear.
 

AnnaG

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What is even funnier and more pathetic is how the al-Reimi character has been reportedly killed THREE times and he still lives!
Actually that's quite a reflection on the newsmedia. lol

To run something so complex they would have to be geniuses. That really tosses a wrench into the instant replacements from within ranks idear.
Complex?
 

petros

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I'm using what the propaganda stated time and time again "vast and complex Al CIAda network blah blah blah.". 17 years yhey have eluding the long arm of the entire western world intelligence and you say they aren't geniues? Then what are they? Ran by the CIA?
 

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I'm using what the propaganda stated time and time again "vast and complex Al CIAda network blah blah blah.". 17 years yhey have eluding the long arm of the entire western world intelligence and you say they aren't geniues? Then what are they? Ran by the CIA?
Ahhh, the Central Idiot Agency. lol There's another group of geniuses.
 

petros

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Ahhh, the Central Idiot Agency. lol There's another group of geniuses.
So then if they are supposed to be the sharp guys who inform the top alleged Democratic leaders who lead us then it is truly the bland leading the bland.

Which leads to the high probability that they don't even need an alQaeda if just one of the bland realizes everyone is bland then he can utilize something that doesn't exist to scare the **** out of the bland.
 

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The CIA is an oxymoron. They created Al Quida, they created bin Laden, then they can't find him, kill off all his top men more than once, and still present evidence of a world threat from what they created. It is a brilliant plan (if you are brain dead from watching too much TV)
 

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The real leader of AlQaeda:

Lieutenant Kijé: Lieutenant Kijé - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The first appearance of the anecdote is in Vladimir Dahl's "Rasskazy o vremenakh Pavla I" Pavel Petrovich ("Stories of the time of Paul I"), a short piece published in the journal Russkaya starina in 1870; he reported it as told by his father, Jochan Christian von Dahl (1764-1821). In this original version, a clerk miswrites an order promoting several ensigns (praporshchiki) to second lieutenants (podporuchiki) so that the end of the word podporuchiki is separated and combined with the following particle zh (here, 'and') so that it looks as if there is a podporuchik Kizh (Second Lieutenant Kizh). The Emperor Paul decides to promote the nonexistent Kizh to first lieutenant; he quickly rises through the ranks to staff captain and full captain, and when he is promoted to colonel the emperor commands that Kizh appear before him. Of course no Kizh can be found; the military bureaucrats go through the paper trail and discover the original mistake, but they decide to tell the emperor that Kizh has died. "What a pity," the emperor says, "he was a good officer."
 
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AnnaG

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The CIA is an oxymoron. They created Al Quida, they created bin Laden, then they can't find him, kill off all his top men more than once, and still present evidence of a world threat from what they created. It is a brilliant plan (if you are brain dead from watching too much TV)
Actually an oxymoron is a term which contains contradictory elements. There's nothing contradictory in "central", "intelligence", or "agency". It's the "intelligence" part that people seem to have doubts about , but it doesn't conflict with either "central" or "agency". That means it's a simple misnomer. :D
 

petros

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You miss the nome? I have him right here:

 

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The CIA is an oxymoron. They created Al Quida, they created bin Laden, then they can't find him, kill off all his top men more than once, and still present evidence of a world threat from what they created. It is a brilliant plan (if you are brain dead from watching too much TV)


maybe , they don't want to find him, it is more useful for them :D
 

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Al-Qeada is a creation of course, but is Hamas threatening Canada? Are the Taliban issuing threats to bomb Burlington? Have the IRA ever bombed Canada? Does the PLO have a plan to bomb Toronto? No, no, no and no. All these political terrorist organizations have a clear focus, and its not towards Canada.

Its thoroughly absurd to think the FLQ ever had any designs on say, bombing Japan. There was no point for them to do this because bombing Japan would do nothing to further or achieve their political goals.

Yeah, Al-Qaeda is for rubes. Al-Qaeda wants to take over the West. Very scary.
 

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Fake Al Qaeda

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"The truth is, there is no Islamic army or terrorist group called Al Qaida. And any informed intelligence officer knows this. But there is a propaganda campaign to make the public believe in the presence of an identified entity representing the 'devil' only in order to drive the TV watcher to accept a unified international leadership for a war against terrorism. The country behind this propaganda is the US . . ." -- Former British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook
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The "Bad" Muslims aren't Muslims at all! Please sharer this article around the web to head off yet another stupid war for Israel.
 

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I found in the paper the other day a headline "terror-linked". it means a terrorist organization. And these non-Al Qaeda terrorist groups do not. as a rule, attack Canada. Did the IRA or the PLO ever attack Canada? No and never.

I also saw this same article in the Vancouver Sun newspaper. But it is not on google news.

Terror-linked charities pitch in to Pakistani flood relief effort - Washington Times

Terror-linked charities pitch in to Pakistani flood relief effort