Re: B.P.'s Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill Thread (it's all here).....Jun 10th, 2010
picked up and reprinted several times. Pretty much word for word.../QUOTE]
How about the people on this board come up with what becomes the new official public domain name for the soon to be 'banned word'. We are pretty creative in that area as it is, should be a slam dunk.
Oh, yeah, be on the look-out for land speculators in the Hudson Bay area, I might have let it slip that the whole bay is open should the Gulf become a little smokey for a hundred years or so, and millions are looking for a home (preferably together). Seriously, one stipulation, the find Mr. Martin's steamships and have them filled with money before they sail up the east coast in their boats.
I never said the only housing would be an igloo for the first winter.
(BEWARE OF CHEAP IMITATION S THAT BLOW AWAY DURING A BLIZZARD)
(BEWARE OF CHEAP IMITATION S THAT ARE NOT POLAR BEAR PROOF)
Little bit of work (20 years) and their new totally secure fishing pond is complete.
I also said we should feed the dead to the bears as they do not make good fish food and the ground is too hard to dig into because of all the diamonds in the rock. Considering what happened in their old home, having the oil deposits there made into diamonds saves the problem of anybody doing a repeat. The natural rock is only slightly softer so no gold strike (come in make big mess, leave for others to clean-up), build a long term economy.
I also told them we would add extra oxygen to the water in winter and feed the fish stocks so harvests are at the max every year.
Really what are the odd that there could be millions looking for long term accommodation. Two coats each , one woman for each man. Expect a lot of babies after that first long, dark winter. lol