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Ontario, The Anal

Ontario, The Anal

bobnoorduyn

#31

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 10th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by Toro

Depends what you mean by "western". If you mean the typical west, as opposed to the orient, then it is pretty easy to find anal places once you leave North America. If you mean western hemisphere, than that doesn't leave you many options. __________________________

You might find anal places in western civilization but there aren't many more anal than Ontario.

It has to be the only place in the western world that put an order - "Ontario Keep it Beautiful" - on its license plate.

Is that an old plate?. All I see nowadays have 4 letters preceeding the numbers. But I just looked at one of my old ones (that has three letters) and beneath it says "yours to discover". I guess there has been a bit of an idoligical shift since I bade that province goodbye.

lone wolf

#32

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 10th, 2009

...Very old. The first "perma-plate". There was a period when it was 3 and 3 - numbers first

L Gilbert

#33

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 11th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by bobnoorduyn

Is that an old plate?. All I see nowadays have 4 letters preceeding the numbers. But I just looked at one of my old ones (that has three letters) and beneath it says "yours to discover". I guess there has been a bit of an idoligical shift since I bade that province goodbye.

It can't be that old. When did people start putting stickers on them to indicate year?

lone wolf

#34

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 11th, 2009

1973.... Forgot about them. The very first "five-year"/permanent plates had 73 stamped in the lower left

L Gilbert

#35

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 11th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolf

1973.... Forgot about them. The very first "five-year"/permanent plates had 73 stamped in the lower left

Only 4 decades. hm, I'm getting old. lol

taxslave

#36

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 11th, 2009

You mean they got more. I thought all the assholes in Ontario moved to B.C.
The police must have better things to do than issue tickets for smoking. The truck is also his home when he is on the road and smoking in the home isn't banned yet. Too bad the police were not permitted to put as much effort into fining all the politicians and senior bureaucrats that steal from the taxpayers on a regular basis.

bobnoorduyn

#37

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 11th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave

You mean they got more. I thought all the assholes in Ontario moved to B.C.
The police must have better things to do than issue tickets for smoking. The truck is also his home when he is on the road and smoking in the home isn't banned yet.

I wouldn't be too quick to discount that yet, consider someone who has a home office where they entertain clients as my brother does, that is where he conducts the sales part of his part time business. Though he abhors smoke I'm sure there are others who don't. This is the nanny state's back door, (or front) into your home, trust me, it'll happen sooner rather than later. Tyranny is a happenin', we just don't see it yet because it comes, as it does quite often, in the guise of good intentions.

JBeee

#38

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 12th, 2009

I`d stomp on my nanny`s head before allowing that.

Quote: Originally Posted by bobnoorduyn

I wouldn't be too quick to discount that yet, consider someone who has a home office where they entertain clients as my brother does, that is where he conducts the sales part of his part time business. Though he abhors smoke I'm sure there are others who don't. This is the nanny state's back door, (or front) into your home, trust me, it'll happen sooner rather than later. Tyranny is a happenin', we just don't see it yet because it comes, as it does quite often, in the guise of good intentions.

Liberalman

#39

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 12th, 2009

It's about time the police did their job.

Lets all send them a box of donuts

Toro

#40

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 13th, 2009

Ontario used that slogan on the license plate at least into the 80s and I believe also into the 90s.

lone wolf

#41

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 13th, 2009

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If anyone's interested

taxslave

#42

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 13th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by bobnoorduyn

I wouldn't be too quick to discount that yet, consider someone who has a home office where they entertain clients as my brother does, that is where he conducts the sales part of his part time business. Though he abhors smoke I'm sure there are others who don't. This is the nanny state's back door, (or front) into your home, trust me, it'll happen sooner rather than later. Tyranny is a happenin', we just don't see it yet because it comes, as it does quite often, in the guise of good intentions.

I thought that was what they set up the long gun registry for. Those bureaucrats can enter your home without a warrant any time to see if you are storing your guns and ammo according to the law. Not to be confused with safe. The RCMP can't even do that for known drug dealers.

barney

#43

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 18th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolf

If they're ever gonna give the world an enema, there's a manhole at the corner of Yonge and Bloor they'll lift to insert the tube....

...or is that Avenue around College?

ROFLMFAO

Ontarians are anal because they don't deal with things and let them get worse, among them being their stale provincial police force.

The law is meddlesome (typical of Ontarians) and any cop that enforces it is going for an easy kill--particularly so considering he was the only one in the cab (i.e. the law is supposedly meant to protect others from harmful smoke inhalation--heh, heh, ever take a walk in downtown TO during rush hour?).

Still, a nice variation from the usual, "you didn't stop to absolute zero at that deserted intersection in the middle of nowhere...as I could clearly see from my cleverly hidden police cruiser a quarter km away."

...Of course the cop could've always been chasing after the many maniacs committing serious and dangerous traffic violations on the 401 every minute of every day...but that would be competent. Can't have that.

bobnoorduyn

#44

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 19th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by JBeee

I`d stomp on my nanny`s head before allowing that.

Sorry, before allowing what? Tyranny, dude, it has already arrived. Hope your nanny is okay though.

bobnoorduyn

#45

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 19th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave

I thought that was what they set up the long gun registry for. Those bureaucrats can enter your home without a warrant any time to see if you are storing your guns and ammo according to the law. Not to be confused with safe. The RCMP can't even do that for known drug dealers.

Uh, yeah, but that wasn't enough for them , we now have neo-prohibitionists to deal with. Tobacco and alcohol are the next things to be abolished, look what is going on in NS. You ain't never gonna see legalisation of pot, never mind de-criminalisation if you were ever hoping for it. The stasi aren't a comin', they're here, and they want to make sure we have no way of fighting back.

Andem

#46

Re: Ontario, The Anal

Oct 19th, 2009

I couldn't agree more with the view here on Ontario cops.

The last time I ever had a run-in with cops is when I was walking towards a taxi stand somewhat tipsy; he verbally harassed me and tried looking up my personal details (I live in Berlin). What a waste of 15 minutes of my time. Whenever I'm in that town and have any suspicion of a cop looking to harass me, I press the audio record button on my mobile phone.

Well, not exactly off topic, but I find Ontario cops are condescending and generally out of place. A kind of group of the high school bullies who never made far enough to university or some kind of academia.

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