Suit against God thrown out over lack of address

Praxius

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Anybody remember this one?



http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081016/god_lawsuit_081016/20081016?hub=World

LINCOLN, Neb. -- A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.


He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."


Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.


On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.


"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.


Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling.


"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience."


Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."


Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn't decided yet.


Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians.

He he.... funny little trap he's trying to pull.
 

Praxius

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God is a vagrant, no fixed address :)

If that's the case, the next time someone sees God somewhere in Canada they should contact their local border officials so they can capture him, tie him up in a rubber dingy and ship him off to Cuba..... no wait, that's too far..... ship him to Maine.

No wait, then the US would actually have God behind them for once..... that'd be even worse.

Ship him off to Cuba and give him a bottle of water..... yeah, that should do it. If he's anything like Jesus, he could turn it into wine and feed millions, so he should be able to substain himself..... and he'll have plenty of fish around him to catch.

Damn talented illegals.
 

Twila

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I hope the Sen. paid for all of this himself...What a waste of time, paper, ink, and money.