Bright Spark
Posts: 476 
Location: Zurich
Location: Zurich
January 9th, 2008, 03:38 PM
Karrie, "What's the basis for it being illegal to have sex with meat?"
Our laws have several bases, and in the matter of obtaining sexual gratification from a dead deer, the basis is religious and religion-based morality. The law was originally passed to comply with the Old Testament forbiddance of beastiality.
The law has no current basis but in the minds of religious fundamentalists - it is a victimless crime. All victimless crimes are morally bogus. Some crimes victimize the criminal or the society as a whole and may be morally justified on that basis.
But then there is the 'What if everybody did it?' arguement. What if every time you took your car out, you had to dodge men making it with road kill? What if men gave up women for wild meat, and the population plummeted, and then the government licensed dead deer brothels and you know what comes next, don't you?
Karrie, "What's the basis for it being illegal to have sex with meat?"
Our laws have several bases, and in the matter of obtaining sexual gratification from a dead deer, the basis is religious and religion-based morality. The law was originally passed to comply with the Old Testament forbiddance of beastiality.
The law has no current basis but in the minds of religious fundamentalists - it is a victimless crime. All victimless crimes are morally bogus. Some crimes victimize the criminal or the society as a whole and may be morally justified on that basis.
But then there is the 'What if everybody did it?' arguement. What if every time you took your car out, you had to dodge men making it with road kill? What if men gave up women for wild meat, and the population plummeted, and then the government licensed dead deer brothels and you know what comes next, don't you?
January 9th, 2008, 03:41 PM
Quoting jimshort19
I think you could proclaim from the mountain tops that it was now legal to have sex with cold cuts and other forms of animal carcasses, and you still wouldn't have many takers. lol.
But then there is the 'What if everybody did it?' arguement. What if every time you took your car out, you had to dodge men making it with road kill? What if men gave up women for wild meat, and the population plummeted, and then the government licensed dead deer brothels and you know what comes next, don't you?
January 9th, 2008, 03:49 PM
Quoting Pangloss
I can think of quite a few charges that could RELATE to the issue, such as killing a dog just for that purpose. stealing the corpse of someone's dog. doing it publicly. but, just a random dead animal, especially one we consider meat and wall decoration? Seems a bit, um, hypocritical and odd.
Who the hell's business is it if I or my neighbour digs dead dog?
Pangloss
Pangloss
sick and twisted
Posts: 2,362 
Location: Backwater, Ontario.
Location: Backwater, Ontario.
January 9th, 2008, 04:39 PM
Hey do a deer, don't do a deer. The law don't have no business in the bushes of our nation. Or the middle of the roads.........well............
A mighty dear lesson learned we hope.
Ya see that..........PUN...........I did a PUN..........
Quoting karrie
Nope, both of you are abnormal
Thanks Zz... I was worried perhaps I was viewing this from a bit of an abnormal angle. I'm glad to know it's not just me! lol.
Hey do a deer, don't do a deer. The law don't have no business in the bushes of our nation. Or the middle of the roads.........well............
A mighty dear lesson learned we hope.
Ya see that..........PUN...........I did a PUN.......... The Angry Beaver
Posts: 3,660
Location: Atlantic Canada
Location: Atlantic Canada
January 9th, 2008, 08:24 PM
What's the difference between screwing a dead animal on the side of the road and someone who enjoys shoving sausages and hot dogs in their Hoo ha's you sometimes stumble on in the internet?
(Not me, but a friend)
I mean, they're both dead animals, both are meat... the only difference is one is processed and the other is somewhat fresh.
Quoting karrie
That got me thinking. Yes I know "Here we go"
I think you could proclaim from the mountain tops that it was now legal to have sex with cold cuts and other forms of animal carcasses, and you still wouldn't have many takers. lol.
What's the difference between screwing a dead animal on the side of the road and someone who enjoys shoving sausages and hot dogs in their Hoo ha's you sometimes stumble on in the internet?
(Not me, but a friend)
I mean, they're both dead animals, both are meat... the only difference is one is processed and the other is somewhat fresh.
