Lesbian Book Disturbed Teens


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Man Says Lesbian Book Caused 'Sleepless Nights'



A Bentonville, Ark., man is seeking $20,000 from the city after his two teenage sons found a book on lesbian sex on a public library bookshelf.He also wants the library director fired. Earl Adams said his 14- and 16-year-old sons were "greatly disturbed" after finding the book, titled "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book." Adams said the book caused "many sleepless nights in our house."Adams said the book is "patently offensive and lacks any artistic, literary or scientific value," according to a letter he faxed to Mayor Bob McCaslin. He said the teenagers found it while browsing for material on military academies. Adams wants the city to pay $10,000 to each of his sons. That's the maximum allowed under the Arkansas obscenity law. However, the city's attorney dismissed Adams' claim as baseless. She said the book is not pornographic. "There is not a valid legal concern here," Camille Thompson said. "In fact, (the request for money) made me question his motivation." The library's advisory board voted earlier this month to remove the book from circulation. Board member George Spence said he found the book crude, but said it could be replaced with one taking a "more sensitive, more clinical approach." In an e-mail Thursday, Adams said that "God was speaking to my heart that day and helped me find the words that proved successful in removing this book from the shelf."He said he would fight any effort to put the book back on shelves."Any effort to reinstate the book will be met with legal action and protests from the Christian community," Adams wrote in the e-mail. The book, by Felice Newman, is a sex guide deemed suitable for all public libraries, according to the Library Journal, which the Bentonville library uses to decide what to place on its shelves.Suter said the library aims to have books and other materials to serve a diverse group of library users.
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Pangloss
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Sanctus:

Oh, man, this is just too funny. The boys "found the book while browsing for material on military academies." Awesome - that's what I would have told my Dad too - only he wouldn't have been stupid enough to believe books on lesbian sex and military academies are stocked side by side.

I am actually laughing. Thanks, Sanctus.

The book caused "many sleepless nights." No kidding - what's hotter to a teenage boy than lesbian sex? I just might have a sleepless night myself!

Bentonville Arkansas. Of course, shoulda guessed. There ain't no lesbians in Arkansas, nosiree - that's why the kids are so upset they need $10 grand each to get over it.

On the topic of teenagers and sleepless nights, a question: what is the most sensitive organ while masturbating?

Your ears.

Pangloss
 
karrie
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LOL. A book about lesbian sex caused teenage boys some sleepless nights. LOL. No kidding.
 
tamarin
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Lesbian sex. in public libraries. My goodness, that's quite an evolution. In the 70's such an offering would be in some sleazy peep shop on Yonge Street or buried in some seedy stretch of inner New York. Now it's in libraries. Who'd have thought it?
 
Pangloss
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Quote: Originally Posted by tamarinView Post

Lesbian sex. in public libraries. My goodness, that's quite an evolution. In the 70's such an offering would be in some sleazy peep shop on Yonge Street or buried in some seedy stretch of inner New York. Now it's in libraries. Who'd have thought it?

Every day, in so many ways, the world just keeps getting better and better.

Pangloss
 
tracy
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Quote: Originally Posted by PanglossView Post

Sanctus:

Oh, man, this is just too funny. The boys "found the book while browsing for material on military academies." Awesome - that's what I would have told my Dad too - only he wouldn't have been stupid enough to believe books on lesbian sex and military academies are stocked side by side.

Pangloss

I actually worked in a library for 7 years and that is exactly the place you'd find the sex books. There or with the cookbooks or with the books on religion or with the books on fly fishing... mainly because teenage boys would take them to that area to look at them and then just shove them in with those books. The sex books were never in the health section where they were supposed to be.
 
tracy
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I do think this is frivolous though. The title was pretty obvious. If that's something they don't want to read about, they could have just left it alone.
 
tamarin
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"I actually worked in a library for 7 years and that is exactly the place you'd find the sex books. There or with the cookbooks or with the books on religion or with the books on fly fishing... mainly because teenage boys would take them to that area to look at them..."

True, Tracy, but what good's a sex book if they're too sticky to open?
 
karrie
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Quote: Originally Posted by tamarinView Post

Lesbian sex. in public libraries.... Who'd have thought it?

Well, probably anyone who had a lesbian daughter contract a sexually transmitted disease due to lack of education surrounding the unique nature of lesbian sex. I'd want books available to educate my child. Unfortunately, young confused children rarely have access to sleazy peep shops.
 
Pangloss
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Quote: Originally Posted by tracyView Post

I actually worked in a library for 7 years and that is exactly the place you'd find the sex books. There or with the cookbooks or with the books on religion or with the books on fly fishing... mainly because teenage boys would take them to that area to look at them and then just shove them in with those books. The sex books were never in the health section where they were supposed to be.

Awesome. Awesome awesome awesome awesome! Why did I not ever think of this? Curse you, cruel library gods! Curse youuuuuuuuu!

(on my knees and weeping)

Pangloss
 
L Gilbert
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Comical. What was the title of the book; "How to Qualify for Entry Into Navel Acavity"?
 
Pangloss
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

Comical. What was the title of the book; "How to Qualify for Entry Into Navel Acavity"?

"Sushi For Beginners"

Pangloss
 
L Gilbert
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"Digging for Clam"
 
Pangloss
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"Box Lunch For Everyone!" (a children's cookbook)

Pangloss
 
Pangloss
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Another children's book:

"How Many Moms Do You Have?"

Pangloss
 
L Gilbert
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"How to Construct a Home Without Studs".
 
karrie
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I'm relatively sure they turned it up due to a simple spelling mistake in the cataloguing process. It's easy to understand, since the boys were looking for information on military, rather than naval, academies, why a book on what to do, "when semen don't float your boat", ended up in that section.
 
Pangloss
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You guys have bested me - I've got nothing. . .

Pangloss
 
L Gilbert
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Bested you? It was a contest? I didn't prepare. I'm devoid of titles now. Rematch.
 
Pangloss
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Ok - I'll be ready - lickety split!

Pangloss
 
gopher
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that's what I would have told my Dad too - only he wouldn't have been stupid enough to believe books on lesbian sex and military academies are stocked side by side.


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Save that one for quote of the year ........
 
karrie
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Quote: Originally Posted by PanglossView Post

Ok - I'll be ready - lickety split!

Pangloss

I'm sure he'll be 'tickled pink' that you're willing to carry on.
 
Pangloss
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Hey Karrie - careful now. Don't be giving me no lip.

Pangloss
 
tracy
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Quote: Originally Posted by tamarinView Post

"I actually worked in a library for 7 years and that is exactly the place you'd find the sex books. There or with the cookbooks or with the books on religion or with the books on fly fishing... mainly because teenage boys would take them to that area to look at them..."

True, Tracy, but what good's a sex book if they're too sticky to open?

Seriously, that sort of happened. Someone found one book with lots of pics in the men's restroom. Needless to say, it went into the garbage. I have so many strange stories from the library. It's nothing like what you'd think.
 
karrie
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Quote: Originally Posted by PanglossView Post

Hey Karrie - careful now. Don't be giving me no lip.

Pangloss

fine. I'd hate to snatch all the glory for myself anyway.
 
L Gilbert
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Quote: Originally Posted by tracyView Post

Seriously, that sort of happened. Someone found one book with lots of pics in the men's restroom. Needless to say, it went into the garbage. I have so many strange stories from the library. It's nothing like what you'd think.

Ah, yes. The North American religiously inspired aversion to sex. How prudish and inane. Outlaw the stuff. Burn the books. Allow no natural bodily functions anymore.
lmao.
 
hermanntrude
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arrrrrrghh too much!
 
karrie
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

Ah, yes. The North American religiously inspired aversion to sex. How prudish and inane. Outlaw the stuff. Burn the books. Allow no natural bodily functions anymore.
lmao.

Gilbert... reread what she wrote. Natural bodiily functions are fine... so long as they're not happening ON the books. You would have wanted her to reshelve that?
 
L Gilbert
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Hey!!! Did I hear a sneeze? Hang the bugger. rofl
 
snfu73
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Quote: Originally Posted by tamarinView Post

Lesbian sex. in public libraries. My goodness, that's quite an evolution. In the 70's such an offering would be in some sleazy peep shop on Yonge Street or buried in some seedy stretch of inner New York. Now it's in libraries. Who'd have thought it?

Yes...things have progressed, thank goodness!

Face it...this happened where? This guy was looking for ANY reason to talk someone to court to make money. I'm surprised he didn't accidentally dump a starbucks coffee on his lap, and suffer burns because...what...the coffee was hot? Wow.
 

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