Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaver
If you're inside the box you should be thinking about getting out.
Sorry, can't be done. Don't you know the Illuminati built the box centuries ago? They did it so thoroughly and securely that even when you think you're out, you're still in. Every paranoid conspiracy and supposedly BS theory you've ever heard is true: the Illuminati, the Masons, the Elders of Zion, the Bilderberg Group, the DaVinci Code, the Roswell Incident, the Philadelphia Experiment, Area 51, faked moon landings, dinosauroid aliens controlling the world, 9/11, Satanic bar codes, KFC makes black men impotent, the murder of Princess Diana, von Daniken's Chariots of the Gods
, Velikovsky's Worlds in Collision
and Ages in Chaos
, the earth is hollow and we're living on the inside of it, there's a secret UFO base in the Antarctic, Atlantis was real, Lemuria was real, there'll be a pole shift any minute now that'll reveal the remains of a very hi-tech civilization from 25,000 years ago under the ice caps...
And how do I know this? Because I'm the Grand Master who orchestrates it all, and I know I can safely say so because my minions have done such a thorough and excellent job that I know nobody will believe me except a few supposed crackpots nobody else will take seriously. Read the supermarket tabloids like National Enquirer
, that's where the truth is. Haven't you seen the Men in Black