Lawmakers object to fake ***** for drug tests


Col Man
#1
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A life-like prosthetic ***** called the Whizzinator and other products promising to help illegal drug users pass urine tests provoked U.S. lawmakers on Wednesday to take legal action with subpoenas of manufacturers.


Lawmakers objected to attempts to circumvent drug tests with products such as The Whizzinator, a fake ***** that can provide a flow of clean urine "again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!" according to the Web site www.whizzinator.com.


A congressional subcommittee voted to subpoena the owner of Puck Technology of Signal Hill, California, the company that makes the Whizzinator. The panel also voted to subpoena the owners of Health Choice of New York City and Spectrum Labs of Cincinnati, two companies that lawmakers said also were suspected of selling products aimed at circumventing workplace drug tests.


The owners were required to provide financial and operational records by Monday and to appear at a congressional hearing on Tuesday.


"These companies seek through deception to make a buck by violating our trust and compromising our security," said Rep. Ed Whitfield, a Kentucky Republican who chairs the House Energy and Commerce Committee's oversight and investigations panel.


"It is a risk we simply cannot tolerate. This panel will uncover how widespread these products are and recommend the necessary steps to end their use," Whitfield said in a statement.


Actor Tom Sizemore, who played a sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was caught using the Whizzinator to try and pass drug tests, California prosecutors said in February. He was put in jail after using a similar device and failing a drug test, prosecutors said.
 
Col Man
#2
if you want to read more about 'taking the piss' the story continues here : http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050511/80/fim8u.html
 
galianomama
#3
Quote:

Actor Tom Sizemore

boy, that's sure original......
 
Col Man
#4
haha well spotted
 
mrmom2
#5
How the hell did he get caught The thing fall out or something How would you like that job Hey you bring that over here so i can see if its real or not
 
peapod
#6
Remember that doctor in the praires that like to rape his women patients, when he went for a blood test, after one of the victims went to the police. Well he actually cut open his arm and inserted a fake bag of blood, one of his male patients, no wonder he helped the attendent stick the needle in his arm
 
galianomama
#7
ok....so using that analogy, does the attendant usually hold onto your ***** while you are peeing for a urine test? now i am really confused....

i wonder, it must be filled with water right, so that the urine test would come out negative?
 
Jo Canadian
#8
heh heh heh...Whizzinator.
 
galianomama
#9
i know! i love that name!
 
Jo Canadian
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galianomama
#11
jo, did you just draw that?
 
peapod
#12
mama, did you just ask that :P
 
galianomama
#13
i know, i couldn't believe i asked that either....
 
Jo Canadian
#14
No, I didn't draw it...Mine would be sicker and therefore censored.
 
NickFun
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by Col Man

WASHINGTON (Reuters)


Actor Tom Sizemore, who played a sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was caught using the Whizzinator to try and pass drug tests, California prosecutors said in February. He was put in jail after using a similar device and failing a drug test, prosecutors said.

I must ask...how did he get caught???
 
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