Well if you Canadians weren't be such show offs then maybe there wouldn't be any "weird accidents" which are all coverups. Why I call Canadians show offs? Because you take every possible opprutunity to try to gain fame and honor. Fame, Honor and Prestige is all Canadians value and live for if you exclude money and power.
Why did the Canadian get struck by lightining?? Because the Canadian wanted to be one of those superherores from the movies, so the Canadian decided to dress up as one, find a crime scene, and climb the tallest building available on the site to make a grand opening "justice speech" just like the heroes do on TV. Got struck by lighting? or is nature simply pissed about how cliched Canadians are? Using the most cheesy and cliched lines from corny TV shows over and over and over again.
Canadians have this really uncontrollable desire to be famous and horibbley cliched for some reason.
Once a Canadian bus driver missed my stop and telling everyone that "the enemies of justice" needs to be "vanquished" and that he got a call from "heavenly services" that they are under seige. The Canadian also told his passengers that "saving the world and vanquishing evil" should always come first. This example is what I mean by cliched, really you Canadians sure do love talking like this do you??
You try to become a bigshot and when you fail you whine to the media with all this "oh woe is me" BS. Canadians love to play victims and deny their sins. But hey, being a victim is a highly valued status these days, especially in Canada. Quit abusing and exploiting the victim status for no reason you cliched Canadians.
Oh and quit thinking that by "saving the day" that you will be rewarding with a date. Please understand the difference between reality and TV.
Quit being cliched superheroes and using cliched lines if you want to avoid these so called "weird accidents". Thinking that you are superman and jumping off a skyscraper hoping that the "wings of justice" will lift you near the bottom certainly won't work. And the only reason why the crime rate is so low in Canada is because these "self proclaimed" "pacificts" sure knows how to kick ***.
Not to mention that they follow a policy of NO MERCY!! "defeat", and "surrender" is not acceptable to Canadians as long as you have a pulse. Why would anyone commit a crime in a country like this??
The Canadian government even changed the words "mass extermination sites" to so "prisons and jails" and "torture chambers" to "detention centers" as to hide their attrocities from the public. Canadians don't take prisoners. The government considers inmates as a financial liability and we all know that Canadians love to put money first right?
And to top it off, most Canadians are in a bad financial sitiuation nowadays.
Canadians go out of their way and sink to the level of evil in order to "serve justice". Only a fool would even dare to rob from a Canadian. The punishment at the hands of a Canadian are so so so so bad that it just aint worth it.
Hurting people to become famous is a Canadian custom.