So, how about that Syrian chemical attack thing?


petros
#481
Your right. I didn't vote Commie.
 
Tecumsehsbones
+1
#482
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Your right. I didn't vote Commie.

What a devilishly cutting riposte! You, sir, are as sharp as a spoon!
 
Curious Cdn
+1
#483
Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

If you had sense enough to pour piss out of a boot, you'd vote for the Pirate Party.

Ergo, I conclude that you don't vote for the Pirate Party.

Take care of yourself, first.

Vote for: "The Party of the First Part"
 
petros
+2
#484
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. Line
But times went by, and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land, and told me "fair is fair".

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now," they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"
The government, they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone,
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan.

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I rammed their ship and sank it, and I stole their fertilizer.

A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver
'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay,
I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with their hay.

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, Mountie Bob, he chased me, he was always at my throat
He followed on the shoreline, 'cause he didn't own a boat,
But cutbacks were a-coming, so the Mountie lost his job
So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob.

A swinging sword, a skull-and-bones, and pleasant company,
I never pay my income tax and screw the G.S.T. (Screw it!)
Sailin' down the Saskatoon, the terror of the sea
If you wanna reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
I hear in north Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort McKay
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way

Well, winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze
My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime, but now I have to go
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico.

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
 
Tecumsehsbones
#485
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Take care of yourself, first.

Vote for: "The Party of the First Part"

Don't be silly. Obviously, I vote for the Party of the First Part's Counsel.
 
Curious Cdn
#486
Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

Don't be silly. Obviously, I vote for the Party of the First Part's Counsel.

He's the "treasurer", right?

Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

Don't be silly. Obviously, I vote for the Party of the First Part's Counsel.

Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. Line
But times went by, and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land, and told me "fair is fair".

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now," they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"
The government, they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone,
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan.

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I rammed their ship and sank it, and I stole their fertilizer.

A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver
'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay,
I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with their hay.

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, Mountie Bob, he chased me, he was always at my throat
He followed on the shoreline, 'cause he didn't own a boat,
But cutbacks were a-coming, so the Mountie lost his job
So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob.

A swinging sword, a skull-and-bones, and pleasant company,
I never pay my income tax and screw the G.S.T. (Screw it!)
Sailin' down the Saskatoon, the terror of the sea
If you wanna reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
I hear in north Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort McKay
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way

Well, winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze
My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime, but now I have to go
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico.

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

'Cause it's a heave-ho, high-ho, coming down the Plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey, high-hey, farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Love the Arrogant Worms!!
 
Tecumsehsbones
+1
#487
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

He's the "treasurer", right?

I'm not sure I've ever seen "embezzler" spelled that way.





Quote:

Love the Arrogant Worms!!

They're way cooler than the Humble Worms.
 
petros
#488
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Love the Arrogant Worms!!

The NDP?
 
Jinentonix
#489
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Pizza has gluten, GMO tomato, hormone injected beef and pork, Mexican green peppers, black olives imitation cheese.

What's wrong with gluten, it's a protein. And yeah, I keep forgetting about the garbage food now. We have home made pizza made with ingredients from my brother-in law's farm and surrounding community. All of his beef and dairy cattle are pasture fed and all of his livestock is hormone-free. And since most of the farms around there are smaller family farms, there ain't a lot of GMO produce grown there.
While the cheese and produce are a fair bit more expensive than the local grocery store, the price of the meat more than makes up for it with the beef costing me $4.50/lb for a product that's superior to what's carried in the grocery stores for $12-$15/lb these days.
 
Curious Cdn
#490
Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

I'm not sure I've ever seen "embezzler" spelled that way.






They're way cooler than the Humble Worms.

youtu.be/DuGGNsE3_8Y (external - login to view)

Quote: Originally Posted by JinentonixView Post

What's wrong with gluten, it's a protein. And yeah, I keep forgetting about the garbage food now. We have home made pizza made with ingredients from my brother-in law's farm and surrounding community. All of his beef and dairy cattle are pasture fed and all of his livestock is hormone-free. And since most of the farms around there are smaller family farms, there ain't a lot of GMO produce grown there.
While the cheese and produce are a fair bit more expensive than the local grocery store, the price of the meat more than makes up for it with the beef costing me $4.50/lb for a product that's superior to what's carried in the grocery stores for $12-$15/lb these days.

You'd think that glutin is more toxic than Plutonium, the way they go on about it. Glutin strands are what gives bread a nice texture. Without it, bread is like a sawdust bar.
 
petros
#491
Quote: Originally Posted by JinentonixView Post

What's wrong with gluten, it's a protein. And yeah, I keep forgetting about the garbage food now. We have home made pizza made with ingredients from my brother-in law's farm and surrounding community. All of his beef and dairy cattle are pasture fed and all of his livestock is hormone-free. And since most of the farms around there are smaller family farms, there ain't a lot of GMO produce grown there.
While the cheese and produce are a fair bit more expensive than the local grocery store, the price of the meat more than makes up for it with the beef costing me $4.50/lb for a product that's superior to what's carried in the grocery stores for $12-$15/lb these days.

You don't get to eat like that in March. If you can keep mushrooms and green peppers fresh all winter I'll pay for your secret.
 
Jinentonix
#492
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

You don't get to eat like that in March. If you can keep mushrooms and green peppers fresh all winter I'll pay for your secret.

Pssst, I don't eat green peppers and mushrooms can be grown indoors. But don't tell anyone.
 
petros
#493
Yeah well how do beef graze a pasture after November?

Indoors?
 
Tecumsehsbones
#494
Quote: Originally Posted by JinentonixView Post

Pssst, I don't eat green peppers and mushrooms can be grown indoors. But don't tell anyone.

In shoes, too.

Leastways in my shoes. Should I be concerned about that?
 
petros
#495
And use your own personal yeast for the dough and wine to wash down the "pie" like those veagan lesbians.
Last edited by petros; 1 week ago at 12:54 PM..
 
Tecumsehsbones
#496
MMMmmm. . . Vegan lesbians.


Do they really come from the Vega system, or is that just PR bullshit?
 
petros
#497
No just, just conceived in the tiny backseat of a Chevy Vega.
 
Tecumsehsbones
#498
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

No just, just conceived in the tiny backseat of a Chevy Vega.

Chevy Vegas were great for having sex in.

Getting you from point A to point B, not so much.
 
darkbeaver
#499
Mine wasn't.
 
Curious Cdn
#500
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

Mine wasn't.

My best friend, way back when had a Vega for about a year to get to his first job. GM had not figured out how to plop an aluminium head on a cast iron engine block, back then (did they ever figure it out?). Oil positively squirted out of that thing. Gas and oil mileage were roughly even, in spite of a head gasket change. To this day, I wouldn't buy an American made four cylinder engine. They never figured out how to do it. The last good one that they made went into Willys Jeeps 1940-1960.
 
spaminator
#501
in Syria there is an ai called syri.

Syrian: syri could you please let me know when tomahawk missiles are headed this way?

syri: goodbye.

 
Danbones
#502
The 'Smoking-Gun' Quote From The Postol Report On The Recent Syrian Gas-Attack

After detailed decimation of President Trump’s ‘intelligence’ ‘justifying’ his invasion of Syria, the MIT specialist on such intelligence-analysis, Dr. Theodore Postol, concludes:

I have worked with the intelligence community in the past, and I have grave concerns about the politicization of intelligence that seems to be occurring with more frequency in recent times – but I know that the intelligence community has highly capable analysts in it. And if those analysts were properly consulted about the claims in the White House document they would have not approved the document going forward.

President Obama was initially misinformed about supposed intelligence evidence that Syria was the perpetrator of the August 21, 2013 nerve agent attack in Damascus. This is a matter of public record.
The 'Smoking-Gun' Quote From The Postol Report On The Recent Syrian Gas-Attack | Zero Hedge (external - login to view)

conspiracy theorist:
someone who questions known liars
 
petros
#503
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

To this day, I wouldn't buy an American made four cylinder engine. They never figured out how to do it. The last good one that they made went into Willys Jeeps 1940-1960.

Ford 2.3L will run forever. Best 4 banger ever is the Toyota R engine. 20R and 22R
 
spaminator
#504
At least 100 people killed in Syria blast: Report | World | News | Toronto Sun
 
MHz
#505
I see the total is climbing, any video/pics of the excavation of the broken tunnels??
The vehicles with their roofs caved in were not used as an explosive device or their roofs would be pushed out rather than in. Nor will vehicles remain right beside one that was an explosive device, when the blast comes from above there is no such movement.

Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Ford 2.3L will run forever. Best 4 banger ever is the Toyota R engine. 20R and 22R

You aren't even running the right fuel. A Lister style engine can be started with hand crank.
Last edited by MHz; 1 week ago at 04:39 AM..
 
tay
#506
"Do you support the missile attack on Syria?"

"I'm just thankful that Syria didn't bomb us for poisoning the children of Flint or gassing natives at Standing Rock."

Amber Zirkelbach

Wooster, Ohio

On the Street: Syria bombing (external - login to view)
 
MHz
#507
We did all that?? No wonder we focus on international fantasies.
 
JLM
+1
#508
Quote: Originally Posted by tayView Post

"Do you support the missile attack on Syria?"


Who in his/her right mind wouldn't?
 
MHz
#509
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Who in his/her right mind wouldn't?

There are a high number of them between the 1st one fired and the last one. That's mighty white of you to determine all costs still make it a justified operation. Clearly it is you and the ones that think like you are the insane ones. I thought you should know that bit.


Madeleine Albright - The deaths of 500,000 Iraqi children was worth it for Iraq's non existent WMD's


How Jimmy Carter and I Started the Mujahideen (external - login to view)

Q: And neither do you regret having supported the Islamic [integrisme], having given arms and advice to future terrorists?

Brzezinski: What is most important to the history of the world? The Taliban or the collapse of the Soviet empire? Some stirred-up Moslems or the liberation of Central Europe and the end of the cold war?

Q: Some stirred-up Moslems? But it has been said and repeated: Islamic fundamentalism represents a world menace today.

Brzezinski: Nonsense! It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam. Look at Islam in a rational manner and without demagoguery or emotion. It is the leading religion of the world with 1.5 billion followers. But what is there in common among Saudi Arabian fundamentalism, moderate Morocco, Pakistan militarism, Egyptian pro-Western or Central Asian secularism? Nothing more than what unites the Christian countries.
How Jimmy Carter and I Started the Mujahideen (external - login to view)


ISIS EXPOSED 100% AS CIA/MOSSAD OPERATION: Don't Be Fooled America!



Before you can fight the enemy you have to be able to identity who it is. Unfortunately that also defines the difference between a man and a mouse. Speak up or squeak-up.
 
JLM
#510
Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

There are a high number of them between the 1st one fired and the last one. That's mighty white of you to determine all costs still make it a justified operation. Clearly it is you and the ones that think like you are the insane ones. I thought you should know that bit.


Madeleine Albright - The deaths of 500,000 Iraqi children was worth it for Iraq's non existent WMD's


How Jimmy Carter and I Started the Mujahideen (external - login to view)

Q: And neither do you regret having supported the Islamic [integrisme], having given arms and advice to future terrorists?

Brzezinski: What is most important to the history of the world? The Taliban or the collapse of the Soviet empire? Some stirred-up Moslems or the liberation of Central Europe and the end of the cold war?

Q: Some stirred-up Moslems? But it has been said and repeated: Islamic fundamentalism represents a world menace today.

Brzezinski: Nonsense! It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam. Look at Islam in a rational manner and without demagoguery or emotion. It is the leading religion of the world with 1.5 billion followers. But what is there in common among Saudi Arabian fundamentalism, moderate Morocco, Pakistan militarism, Egyptian pro-Western or Central Asian secularism? Nothing more than what unites the Christian countries.
How Jimmy Carter and I Started the Mujahideen (external - login to view)


ISIS EXPOSED 100% AS CIA/MOSSAD OPERATION: Don't Be Fooled America!



Before you can fight the enemy you have to be able to identity who it is. Unfortunately that also defines the difference between a man and a mouse. Speak up or squeak-up.


OK so using chemical warfare on people is acceptable, there's times in life you have to grab some balls and do/say the right thing!
 
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