'why are the british so ugly and stupid?'


Murphy
#1
This made me laugh, and probably explains why they wanted out of the EU. The British might have been worried that a tax would be levied on them for their appearance and personal hygiene. This is from the British paper, The Sun.
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'WHY ARE THE BRITISH SO UGLY AND STUPID?'
Google searches reveal what the world REALLY thinks of the British

Europe's burning questions have been asked on Google - but they're not that flattering to us Brits
By BRITTANY VONOW and EMMA LAKE

THE biggest questions about Britain have been revealed – with some odd queries leaving Europeans scratching their heads.

The appetite for knowledge about Britain after the historic Brexit vote has peaked with a study using Google’s autocomplete feature revealing Europeans are now curious as to why the Brits are “so ugly”, “so dirty” and even “so stupid”.



The rest here...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/182843...f-the-british/ (external - login to view)
 
Blackleaf
#2
They'll hate us even more when our annual contributions to the EU budget soon end, so there's less money to pay their incompetent farmers and to bail out their impoverished economies.

They are declining countries and, once again, Britain is becoming European top dog.
 
Cannuck
#3
The Brittish can't help it. There's FA you can do about genetics. What they need is another war so the north americans can go over again and spread some fresh seed.
 
Murphy
#4
Britain has had their turn. They are a failure. Empty, but filling with your new ruling class - Muslims. Get used to it. Any hope you might have had to hold on to some quality of life is slowly being undermined. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.
 
Jinentonix
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Italians asking why the British are dirty? Well it's because so many Italians have emigrated to Britain over the years.

Germany:"Why are the British so stupid"? Well, they weren't stupid enough to let over 1 million undocumented "migrants" in less than a year into their country.

Lithuania: "Why do they drive on the left side?" I dunno, go ask the Japanese why they do as well.

Austria: "Is England a country or a city?" And this is supposed to be, in part, about British people being stupid?

Spain: "The English are strange." Yeah, but torturing and slowly killing a bull in front of thousands of cheering spectators is pretty f*cking normal.

Greece: "English is a Greek dialect". Even more stupid people who aren't British.

Finland: "Why are they called 'Britain' in the Olympics?" Because nobody but the British thinks they're all that great.

Sweden: "Why has England got two flags?" Sheesh, even more stupid people who aren't British.

France: "Why do we call the English 'rosbif'?" For the same reason they call you frogs. It's a food thing.

Poland: "Why is British flour so strange?" It's not strange, it's just hasn't been nuclear radiated like that yummy Ukrainian wheat.

Ireland: "What do Scottish people look like?" Are you sure you got the title of the thread correct?
 
Murphy
#6
It was written by two Brits.
 
Jinentonix
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by MurphyView Post

It was written by two Brits.

I know, I was just having some fun with it.
 
Johnnny
#8
Lol at Austria...
 
Remington1
#9
2 Brits having fun with this one, coodoo for their sense of humour, witty responses there Jinentonix!.
 
Danbones
#10
they are hated for their free dumbs

While the brits are no prettier or uglier then any other big bunch,
on the subject of fat:
there are some that do think they should be mo' slim
 
Curious Cdn
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by BlackleafView Post

They'll hate us even more when our annual contributions to the EU budget soon end, so there's less money to pay their incompetent farmers and to bail out their impoverished economies.

They are declining countries and, once again, Britain is becoming European top dog.

Britain was never been the European top dog.
 
Murphy
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Britain was never been the European top dog.

They think that way because of their fractured DNA.

The British, as a people, have long suffered from inbreeding, which is the reason for their stunted thinking and odd appearance. The purest people, if that is the correct term, are the Irish and the Cornish, according to scientists. Nature is correcting the inbreeding problem on that little island, as we speak. The earth continues to heal itself, despite having know-it-all humans around.

Once again, France is leading the way, by providing the humans Britain so desperately need to deepen the gene pool there.
 
Bar Sinister
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by BlackleafView Post

They'll hate us even more when our annual contributions to the EU budget soon end, so there's less money to pay their incompetent farmers and to bail out their impoverished economies.

They are declining countries and, once again, Britain is becoming European top dog.

I hope you realize that those agricultural subsidies were applied to British agriculture as well. Subsidies were about the only thing that kept tiny British farms competitive with agricultural production in nations like Canada and the US.
 
Curious Cdn
#14
. The purest people, if that is the correct term, are the Irish and the Cornish,

The main difference between those two groups being one could swim and the other one couldn't.
 
Blackleaf
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Britain was never been the European top dog.

Course it was. It was once the WORLD'S top dog.
 
Curious Cdn
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by BlackleafView Post

Course it was. It was once the WORLD'S top lap dog.


Righty-oh!
 
Blackleaf
+1
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by Bar SinisterView Post

I hope you realize that those agricultural subsidies were applied to British agriculture as well.

Britain receives no subsidies from the EU. It is a net contributor to the EU budget and any money she "gets from the EU" is just some of her own money that she's being paid back.

The EU's Common Agricultural Policy (CAP), which France's inefficient farmers benefit from, is detrimental to many poor nations.

What you need to realise is that most British farmers voted to LEAVE the EU, as they know they'll be better off out.

Quote:

Subsidies were about the only thing that kept tiny British farms competitive with agricultural production in nations like Canada and the US.

Rubbish. The British agricultural industry has long been the most efficiantt in Europe and, indeed, a great many farming innovations started in Great Britain. This is the country of the Agricultural Revolution.
 
Curious Cdn
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by BlackleafView Post


Rubbish. The British agricultural industry has long been the most efficiantt in Europe and, indeed, a great many farming innovations started in Great Britain. This is the country of the Agricultural Revolution.

Don't forget Eli Whitney, who was famously heard to say: "Keep your cotton picking hands off my gin!"
 
Blackleaf
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

Don't forget Eli Whitney, who was famously heard to say: "Keep your cotton picking hands off my gin!"

Jethro Tull, the inventor of the seed drill.
 
Curious Cdn
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by BlackleafView Post

Jethro Tull, the inventor of the seed drill.

...AND the electrically amplified flute!
 
Blackleaf
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

...AND the electrically amplified flute!

No. He also developed the horse-drawn hoe and gave his name to a prog rock band from Luton.
 
Danbones
#22
he also invented aqualung...and skating away on the thin ice of a new day

But...he twernt handsome, though he is thin
 
Blackleaf
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by DanbonesView Post

he also invented aqualung...and skating away on the thin ice of a new day

But...he twernt handsome, though he is thin

 
Murphy
#24
They made Aqualung as a description of the British culture.

Snot running down his nosGreasy fingers
Wearing shabby clothes

Eyeing little children with bad intent.

Your typical Londoner going for a stroll.
 
Blackleaf
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by MurphyView Post

They made Aqualung as a description of the British culture.

Snot running down his nosGreasy fingers
Wearing shabby clothes

Eyeing little children with bad intent.

Your typical Londoner going for a stroll.

It was inspired by homeless people on the Thames Embankment.
 
Danbones
#26
it was?
yes, it was snot
 
Blackleaf
#27
The homeless people in Bolton are mostly Romanians. Thanks to the EU, we're importing homeless people.
 
Murphy
+1
#28
It was inspired by creepy Brits. Ian Anderson explained it quite extensively shortly after JT had success with the album. Homeless people didn't enter into it.
 
Bar Sinister
#29
Quote: Originally Posted by BlackleafView Post

Britain receives no subsidies from the EU. It is a net contributor to the EU budget and any money she "gets from the EU" is just some of her own money that she's being paid back.

The EU's Common Agricultural Policy (CAP), which France's inefficient farmers benefit from, is detrimental to many poor nations.

What you need to realise is that most British farmers voted to LEAVE the EU, as they know they'll be better off out.



Rubbish. The British agricultural industry has long been the most efficiantt in Europe and, indeed, a great many farming innovations started in Great Britain. This is the country of the Agricultural Revolution.

I don't know why I have to keep on pointing out things to you that you should know. But here is the reality of agricultural subsidies in the UK.

https://www.ft.com/content/f88a6556-...0-badea1b336d4 (external - login to view)

And England might have begun the Agricultural Revolution, but that was 300 years ago and nations like the US and Canada have long since caught up with and passed her.
 
Jinentonix
#30
Wow, if Britain's agricultural industry has long been the most efficient in Europe, then Europe's agri-industries must be a friggin' mess.
When subsidies make up 55% of a farmer's income, something needs to change. Particularly when the Queen herself and some of the lesser Royalty also receive the subsidy for lands they own.
 

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