Mayhem at Vancouver fire halls as residents break the line for the free salt

petros

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A salt and moonbattery caused by Global Warming*.

Mayor Gregor Nutbar Roberts jetted off to Tropics in fear for his life.

*Video may disturb some viewers. Discretion is advised.


The City of Vancouver is handing out new salt supplies to residents on Thursday.

But it seems like the salt is such a hot commodity, it’s disappearing within minutes of arriving.

There’s already been one shipment and when it was delivered, people broke from the line and rushed the pile.

Five minutes later… it was gone.

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Kreskin

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LOL, looks like their lives depended on it. Is it getting slippery in West Van?
 

darkbeaver

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It seems like a local outbreak that could be correwcted with lithium distribution, a months supply of 500 mg tabs at six a day should suppress whatever the fduk thier on about.
 

bill barilko

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The City was hoping Liddle Babbee Jeebbus would send some warm rain to melt all the snow & ice when he didn't act they were paralised for the best part of a week-doing absolutely SFA.

The Mayor is taking a tropical vacation with his girlfriend
 

petros

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LOL, looks like their lives depended on it. Is it getting slippery in West Van?

Another six inches of global warming is going to pile up starting tonight.

Charge up your cordless snow shovel.

The City was hoping Liddle Babbee Jeebbus would send some warm rain to melt all the snow & ice when he didn't act they were paralised for the best part of a week-doing absolutely SFA.

The Mayor is taking a tropical vacation with his girlfriend

He is "planting his sapling" to offset the jet fuel.