Next up: The U.S. abolishes the office of Secretary of State and moves to reduce powers of President due to realization both offices have become redundant.
Further representation at the U.N. will now require additional seating for the 440 or so (who can keep track of them all) sitting congressional members and delegates. In a retaliatory move; Russia, China and all members demand equal seating arrangements for their various "dumas", national peoples congress etyc., etc..
In a response to these demands a new dedicated stadium will be built on acreage donated by the Koch Brothers in Bumfugg Montana. Putin, Merkel et-al bristle and register their chagrin at now being required to sit through additional hours of flight time to cross "fly-over" states.
They were summarily reminded however that their presence would no longer be required at any and all sittings as all authority for representation and negotiations has now been ceded to the various congresses, senates, parliaments, hodge-podges, congregations and gangs.
This move was seen as a vast improvement over having a minimal body of delegates or representatives at any given time with authority to perform discussions and agreements as when the U.N. is now in session countries will actually be able to run unimpeded from dictatorial or congressional interference and gridlock.
There was acknowledged and immense agreement that having all the retards in one location would ease world tensions immeasurably especially if they were forced to operate sequestered in-camera for a lengthy specified period of time.
