Doomsdayers Now Claim New Date For The Apocalypse Is January 1, 2017

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Doomsdayers Now Claim New Date For The Apocalypse Is January 1, 2017



In an effort to not look stupid for claiming the apocalypse would happen yesterday, Doomsdayers are now saying that the real date of the end of the world is January 1st, 2017.

This new date of the apocalypse comes according to the followers of The Sword of God Brotherhood.

They believe the “Prophet Gabriel” told the Brotherhood that the “dying time” will be New Year’s Day of 2017, and only members of the cult will survive, while everyone else perishes in “hellfire.”

Many people believed yesterday was the end of the world because it was the last day of the Mayan calendar.

It sounds like an excuse for people who don’t have anything going for them to have something to look forward to.

source: Doomsdayers Now Claim New Date For The Apocalypse Is January 1, 2017
 

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OH FFS , didn't we say we say we were going to hang the next one that was going to open his mouth on this?
 

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The apocalypse WILL occur in 2017.

That's when the British people will vote to leave the EU in the in/out referendum and, as a result of Britain gaining its independence, hellfire and brimstone will rain down onto the British Isles; a huge plague of locusts will devastate the land; the harvest will fail and famine will kill millions; and the ravens will escape from the Tower, leading to the fall of the kingdom (or so the Europhiles will have you believe).