Ontario school bans soy spread because it looks too much like peanut butter

[CDNBear]

Ontario school bans soy spread because it looks too much like peanut butter | National Post

It's to hard to tell the difference, lolz.


Oh brother, as if opinion of the people who run Ontario school, couldn't get any worse.

 

[damngrumpy]

Good God what has life come too? Nutty I say, Oh not so good peanut butter is nutty.
Maybe they should get a designer color for this stuff, you know hire the people who
made and designed the god awful CFL uniforms. If they make it an ugly color we can
identify it and not buy it together. Think this is a nutty idea, well it is but no worse than
the insane government position on this issue.

 

[Twila]

They should just ban lunches...make it real simple.

 

[Goober]

Gruel, what ever happened to that age old staple.

 

[SLM]

Ontario school bans soy spread because it looks too much like peanut butter | National Post

It's to hard to tell the difference, lolz.


Oh brother, as if opinion of the people who run Ontario school, couldn't get any worse.

Yeah but look on the bright side....kids won't have to eat that disgusting soy spread. Blech!

lol

 

[Twila]

Gruel, what ever happened to that age old staple.

Some one would want to add maple syrup and then someone would be allergic to maple syrup or offended by maple syrup. Then they'd say ok I'll add milk, but someone else will be allergic to milk so then they'll add cinnamon, but cinnamon will be against someones religion...see? it's just entirely too complicated and too many toes are going to get stepped on.

Bubble wrap 'em all and put 'em in cold storage until they can learn to get along this world...

 

[CDNBear]

Yeah but look on the bright side....kids won't have to eat that disgusting soy spread. Blech!

lol

true, oh so true, lol.

 

[SLM]

Bubble wrap 'em all and put 'em in cold storage until they can learn to get along this world...

That would be the admin and decision makers right? Not the kids.

true, oh so true, lol.

I'm sure that's just happy accident though, lol.

 

[CDNBear]

That would be the admin and decision makers right? Not the kids.

Let's not forget the power of idiotic parents in this mess.

I'm sure that's just happy accident though, lol.

Actually, I just got corrected, apparently wowbuter is supposed to be awesome. I'm going t try it to find out.

 

[petros]

Eventually there will only be Vegemite remaining.

 

[Twila]

That would be the admin and decision makers right? Not the kids.

Yes. Kids don't know better...adults do/should

 

[SLM]

Let's not forget the power of idiotic parents in this mess.

Very true.

Actually, I just got corrected, apparently wowbuter is supposed to be awesome. I'm going t try it to find out.

Well you do that, I'll stick with peanut butter. Lol.

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

If we allowed peanut butter there might be a hope for Ontario.

 

[CDNBear]

If we allowed peanut butter there might be a hope for Ontario.

I'm afraid not even peanut butter can save us now.

 

[Twila]

Eventually there will only be Vegemite remaining.

great, now I have "I come from a land down under" going on in my head...

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

And he said, "I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover", yeah





thanks Petros

 

[Retired_Can_Soldier]

I'm afraid not even peanut butter can save us now.

Sorry man, I'm so damned sorry...

 

[shadowshiv]

Ontario school bans soy spread because it looks too much like peanut butter | National Post

It's to hard to tell the difference, lolz.


Oh brother, as if opinion of the people who run Ontario school, couldn't get any worse.

I guess they're going to ban taking a sh!t at school next, as it too looks like peanut butter, especially if you ate corn on the cob (peanuts) the night before!

If we allowed peanut butter there might be a hope for Ontario.

No, we're doomed, man. Just doooooomed!

Actually, I just got corrected, apparently wowbuter is supposed to be awesome. I'm going t try it to find out.

Is that related to Sham-wow at all?

Gruel, what ever happened to that age old staple.

It went out with Oliver Twist.