Feds approve powdered alcohol; ‘Palcohol’ available later this year


Locutus
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The U.S. government has approved a new brand of powdered alcohol that can be mixed into a drink or sprinkled over food.

“Palcohol” will be available later this year, The Telegraph reported.

The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau approved seven new version of Palcohol this week, including Margarita and Cosmopolitan flavors.

The company briefly touted its product online as a solution to the rising price of liquid alcohol, Lehrman Beverage Law reported.

“What’s worse than going to a concert, sporting event, etc. and having to pay $10, $15, $20 for a mixed drink with tax and tip. Are you kidding me?!” A statement on the company website initially read. “Take Palcohol into the venue and enjoy a mixed drink for a fraction of the cost.”

Shortly after the announcement by federal government, the Palcohol website was changed. It now reads, in part: “We were caught off guard with the release of some of our labels by the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB). As a result, people visited this website that we thought was under the radar because we had not made a formal announcement of Palcohol. … Clearly, this site isn’t finished. … More information will be forthcoming.”


Feds approve powdered alcohol; 'Palcohol' available later this year - Washington Times


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MHz
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Why has snorting not been suggested? That would put a new twist on giving a girl in a bar a 'pickup-line' although I'm not sure a line a GMO Wodka is going to have the night having a happy ending.
 
petros
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How is vodka GMO?
 
MHz
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See anything in the list that isn't GMO or could become GMO in the near future?
"Vodka is usually not aged and can be made from grains, potatoes, sugars, fruits, and just about anything else that can be fermented to produce alcohol."
How to Make Vodka: 17 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
 
petros
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Ahhhhhhh since it isn't or may never be GMO because it could it IS GMO?

I already know how to make vodka Poopsie. It's a genetic GMO gift given at conception.
 
MHz
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So no grains in the world are GMO?

Around Woking it's called moonshine and anybody over 6 knows how to make it.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

So no grains in the world are GMO?

Around Woking it's called moonshine and anybody over 6 knows how to make it.

What carbohydrates do GMO grains have that landrace don't have?

A list of the carbs is your only saving hope of being attacked brutally and humiliated for life by the sane.
 
taxslave
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How exactly does one powder alcohol without loosing the kick? I see a big market for this in dry camps.
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

How exactly does one powder alcohol without loosing the kick? I see a big market for this in dry camps.

Google is your friend.
 
SLM
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Whoops, missed this thread. Just delete this one please.

http://forums.canadiancontent.net/ne...roved-u-s.html
 
Locutus
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Whoops, missed this thread. Just delete this one please.

http://forums.canadiancontent.net/ne...roved-u-s.html

thy will be done
 
Kreskin
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Velveetahol. Is there anything that isn't processed now? McDonalds will be looking at licencing their premises.
 
lone wolf
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A whole new try on DUI....

I can think of a few folk who'd be better for all of us if they'd snort their beer
 
Count_Lothian
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I think it is the wave of the future.

I use powdered water now.

It's pure and carries easily to work.

You never need to dry out if you spill some.

Works marvels with instant coffee.
 
petros
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eh1eh
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Just did.^
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

What carbohydrates do GMO grains have that landrace don't have?

A list of the carbs is your only saving hope of being attacked brutally and humiliated for life by the sane.

Sharpen up your machete and make it a quick painless death because I was thinking more of the pesticides they have. On the bright side perhaps drinking it (or whatever) will make people sterile as the seeds they produce. Whack away.

Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

Google is your friend.

g00gle is your fiend. Barky, another line for me and my friends.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post

thy will be done

Awesome sauce!

Gee I wish I had a million dollars too.

(Yeah I know that probably won't work but nothing is ever hurt by trying. )

Palcohol though, I got the perfect mascot!

 
WLDB
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This stuff would have been really handy during prohibition.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

Sharpen up your machete and make it a quick painless death because I was thinking more of the pesticides they have. On the bright side perhaps drinking it (or whatever) will make people sterile as the seeds they produce. Whack away.

What imaginary pesticide would that be?
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Powdered Toast Man! Haven't seen him in ages. He's looking good. Lol.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Powdered Toast Man! Haven't seen him in ages. He's looking good. Lol.

Even better than Flamin' Man?

Last edited by petros; Apr 21st, 2014 at 05:10 PM..
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Even better than Flamin' Man?

Never heard of him, lol.

I don't really remember much about Powdered Toast Man either except that my son used to watch it on Ren & Stimpy and that he used to tell people to 'cling tenaciously to his buttocks'. Lol.
 
petros
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You will soon enough and you'll regret it.

Home Fitness Equipment and Accessories | Flaman Fitness
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

You will soon enough and you'll regret it.

Home Fitness Equipment and Accessories | Flaman Fitness

Isn't there a law against people doing their own commercials?

If there isn't there oughta be!

Lol
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Isn't there a law against people doing their own commercials?

If there isn't there oughta be!

Lol

Certainly but they are seen all over western Canada.

Getg fit, get Flamin'
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Certainly but they are seen all over western Canada.

Getg fit, get Flamin'

How much do you want to bet he came up with that advertising gimmick all by himself? Lol.

Reminds me of those local car dealer commercials. And then there are the ones that people put their kids in.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

How much do you want to bet he came up with that advertising gimmick all by himself? Lol.

Reminds me of those local car dealer commercials. And then there are the ones that people put their kids in.

I don't have to bet. The guy (frank flaman) was my dad's buddy and I know how cheap he is.
 
Kreskin
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

How much do you want to bet he came up with that advertising gimmick all by himself? Lol.

Reminds me of those local car dealer commercials. And then there are the ones that people put their kids in.

Like **** Balch Chevrolet? He used to smash up cars with a sledgehammer. He sure got everyone's attention.
 
SLM
#30
And there's this guy too.

Oliver Jewellery Cashman Music Video - YouTube



Please someone tell this guy that the 80's are over.
 

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