His Highness Pisses Lager
LONDON, 1 April 2014 - Buckingham Palace revealed today that His Most Serene High Holy Royal Extra-Special Highness, Prince George Alexander of Twatingham, actually pisses a fine, full-bodied lager, one of many miracles attributed to the Royal Grub.
Crowds of delirious Londoners queued up for a refreshing draught of Prince's Pee, the bottled product of the royal kidneys. One visibly intoxicated Englishman slurred "Cor blimey, we like whatever comes outta Wee Georgie's Wee Willie. Right, then. Down the pub, what?"
Initially nettled by the announcement, the notoriously surly Scots quickly turned jubilant upon hearing that the third-in-line to the Shiny Hat also sh*ts haggis, crucified Salmond, and swore to live in grinding poverty whilst fighting England's wars forever.
When asked for comment, Prince Philip, the Duke of Cesspool and grandfather to the New English Messiah, said "I'm a wheel of cheese!"
Mail Online/we-love-engerland-so-much-we'll-publish-any-tripe/imbecile/microcephalic
LONDON, 1 April 2014 - Buckingham Palace revealed today that His Most Serene High Holy Royal Extra-Special Highness, Prince George Alexander of Twatingham, actually pisses a fine, full-bodied lager, one of many miracles attributed to the Royal Grub.
Crowds of delirious Londoners queued up for a refreshing draught of Prince's Pee, the bottled product of the royal kidneys. One visibly intoxicated Englishman slurred "Cor blimey, we like whatever comes outta Wee Georgie's Wee Willie. Right, then. Down the pub, what?"
Initially nettled by the announcement, the notoriously surly Scots quickly turned jubilant upon hearing that the third-in-line to the Shiny Hat also sh*ts haggis, crucified Salmond, and swore to live in grinding poverty whilst fighting England's wars forever.
When asked for comment, Prince Philip, the Duke of Cesspool and grandfather to the New English Messiah, said "I'm a wheel of cheese!"
Mail Online/we-love-engerland-so-much-we'll-publish-any-tripe/imbecile/microcephalic