Derp of the day

[Locutus]

Armed police surround home after workers call cops over 'gun' in shirtless man's waistband... that turns out to be a life-size TATTOO

• Michael Smith's gun tattoo was mistaken for real weapon
• Utility crew notifies authorities that man had a gun in Norridgewock, Maine
  
• Authorities surrounded man's house with assault rifles

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Maine man's 'gun' turns out to be a tattoo | Mail Online

 

[Nuggler]

Good thing he didn't scratch his belly quick like.

 

[shadowshiv]

A couple of his tattoos look to be of the White Supremist variety. I haven't read the article yet, but I have a feeling he is (or at least, was).