DG- For your Great Grandchildren and those others that still have their inner child

Cliffy

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Nov 19, 2008
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I hunted down my inner child a long time ago and strangled him for screwing up most of my adult life - whiny little prick.
 

taxslave

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Nov 25, 2008
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Something is wrong Norad . Santa should be just entering Germany now as most of Europe celebrates on Christmas eve and presents arrive around 1800hrs.
 

damngrumpy

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Mar 16, 2005
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I always tell the little ones I'm building a Santa trap so I can make the old guy
make toys just for me and grandma tells them its not true. Actually from the
old radio days I wanted to put on a special Christmas Even where Santa's
Sleigh goes down reindeer and all but Grandma put that story on hold too.
So much for the mean inner child eh.

Oh and thanks Goober I can use this and yes I will be nice and
play if for them without any comments about terrorist threats to
Santa that's out too. Old guy can't have any fun hehehehe
 

SLM

The Velvet Hammer
Mar 5, 2011
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I always tell the little ones I'm building a Santa trap so I can make the old guy
make toys just for me and grandma tells them its not true. Actually from the
old radio days I wanted to put on a special Christmas Even where Santa's
Sleigh goes down reindeer and all but Grandma put that story on hold too.
So much for the mean inner child eh.

Oh and thanks Goober I can use this and yes I will be nice and
play if for them without any comments about terrorist threats to
Santa that's out too. Old guy can't have any fun hehehehe

Lol.

Ask Bear sometime about his idea to strap Rudolph to the hood of his car. ;)
 

damngrumpy

Executive Branch Member
Mar 16, 2005
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This would be the opening of my play Santa's Last Christmas.
Perhaps we could add to it through the day

NEWS FLASH

Here a an XYZ new bulletin
Santa Claus is Dead.
At 730pm local time reports of a sleigh falling out of the sky
came into news central
Our newsroom helicopter is on the way but initial footage
shows what appears to be a burning sleigh
still connected the harness and smoldering ruins of what appear
to be reigndeer
We will feature updates as they are available
now back to regular programing.
 

SLM

The Velvet Hammer
Mar 5, 2011
29,151
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London, Ontario
This would be the opening of my play Santa's Last Christmas.
Perhaps we could add to it through the day

NEWS FLASH

Here a an XYZ new bulletin
Santa Claus is Dead.
At 730pm local time reports of a sleigh falling out of the sky
came into news central
Our newsroom helicopter is on the way but initial footage
shows what appears to be a burning sleigh
still connected the harness and smoldering ruins of what appear
to be reigndeer
We will feature updates as they are available
now back to regular programing.

damngrumpy you have a dark and twisted side! LOL

I like it. :D