Thanks Goobs, it'll make it that much easier to shoot him down. Reindeer sausage is good stuff.
I hunted down my inner child a long time ago and strangled him for screwing up most of my adult life - whiny little prick.
I always tell the little ones I'm building a Santa trap so I can make the old guy
make toys just for me and grandma tells them its not true. Actually from the
old radio days I wanted to put on a special Christmas Even where Santa's
Sleigh goes down reindeer and all but Grandma put that story on hold too.
So much for the mean inner child eh.
Oh and thanks Goober I can use this and yes I will be nice and
play if for them without any comments about terrorist threats to
Santa that's out too. Old guy can't have any fun hehehehe
This would be the opening of my play Santa's Last Christmas.
Perhaps we could add to it through the day
Here a an XYZ new bulletin
Santa Claus is Dead.
At 730pm local time reports of a sleigh falling out of the sky
came into news central
Our newsroom helicopter is on the way but initial footage
shows what appears to be a burning sleigh
still connected the harness and smoldering ruins of what appear
to be reigndeer
We will feature updates as they are available
now back to regular programing.