DG- For your Great Grandchildren and those others that still have their inner child


Goober
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#1
Official NORAD Santa Tracker
 
petros
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#2  Top Rated Post
Thanks Goobs, it'll make it that much easier to shoot him down. Reindeer sausage is good stuff.
 
Cliffy
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I hunted down my inner child a long time ago and strangled him for screwing up most of my adult life - whiny little prick.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Thanks Goobs, it'll make it that much easier to shoot him down. Reindeer sausage is good stuff.

Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I hunted down my inner child a long time ago and strangled him for screwing up most of my adult life - whiny little prick.


You guys are psychotic.

Lol.
 
captain morgan
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

You guys are psychotic.

I wait for Santa to show at the neighbour's house and then empty the loot from the back.

Return most of the stuff for store credits
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

I wait for Santa to show at the neighbour's house and then empty the loot from the back.

Return most of the stuff for store credits

So nobody gets hurt? An argument could be made for savvy financial planning. Lol.
 
captain morgan
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Yeah,, It's a victimless crime
 
taxslave
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#8
Something is wrong Norad . Santa should be just entering Germany now as most of Europe celebrates on Christmas eve and presents arrive around 1800hrs.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

Yeah,, It's a victimless crime

Like cable-jacking! Yeah, I can see that. LOL.
 
damngrumpy
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#10
I always tell the little ones I'm building a Santa trap so I can make the old guy
make toys just for me and grandma tells them its not true. Actually from the
old radio days I wanted to put on a special Christmas Even where Santa's
Sleigh goes down reindeer and all but Grandma put that story on hold too.
So much for the mean inner child eh.

Oh and thanks Goober I can use this and yes I will be nice and
play if for them without any comments about terrorist threats to
Santa that's out too. Old guy can't have any fun hehehehe
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

I always tell the little ones I'm building a Santa trap so I can make the old guy
make toys just for me and grandma tells them its not true. Actually from the
old radio days I wanted to put on a special Christmas Even where Santa's
Sleigh goes down reindeer and all but Grandma put that story on hold too.
So much for the mean inner child eh.

Oh and thanks Goober I can use this and yes I will be nice and
play if for them without any comments about terrorist threats to
Santa that's out too. Old guy can't have any fun hehehehe

Lol.

Ask Bear sometime about his idea to strap Rudolph to the hood of his car.
 
L Gilbert
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Quote: Originally Posted by GooberView Post

Official NORAD Santa Tracker

Uhuh. And the Jew with the Puerto Rican name has been enjoying torrone, baccala, barolo over braised beef, pizzelles, etc. with the papa del decennio for a few hundred years now.
 
damngrumpy
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This would be the opening of my play Santa's Last Christmas.
Perhaps we could add to it through the day

NEWS FLASH

Here a an XYZ new bulletin
Santa Claus is Dead.
At 730pm local time reports of a sleigh falling out of the sky
came into news central
Our newsroom helicopter is on the way but initial footage
shows what appears to be a burning sleigh
still connected the harness and smoldering ruins of what appear
to be reigndeer
We will feature updates as they are available
now back to regular programing.
 
SLM
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

This would be the opening of my play Santa's Last Christmas.
Perhaps we could add to it through the day

NEWS FLASH

Here a an XYZ new bulletin
Santa Claus is Dead.
At 730pm local time reports of a sleigh falling out of the sky
came into news central
Our newsroom helicopter is on the way but initial footage
shows what appears to be a burning sleigh
still connected the harness and smoldering ruins of what appear
to be reigndeer
We will feature updates as they are available
now back to regular programing.

damngrumpy you have a dark and twisted side! LOL

I like it.
 

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